Simple wish you have right now.

[Withall]

While the idea of "free underwear" would be awesome, right now I'd like someone to hand me a wallet with few hundred dollar bills, and say "it's cool- enjoy". Just once would be enough, and it'd cheer my up like nothing else right now.

 

[Yomandude]

My wish would be to get terminal cancer.
Then, when the Make-a-Wish people show up, I'll wish for two more wishes, and then I'd wish for my cancer to be cured.
NEVERENDINGLOOPMUHAHAHAHAHAH
But honestly, I would just want to meet [a href=http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham]Bo Burnham.[/a] He is just such an amazing guy, and it'd be a great experience to get to know him I reckon.
EDIT
I suppose it should be mentioned that I actually used by actual [a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun]Jamaica-wish[/a] to meet up with the awesome (actual) folks at [a href=www.roosterteeth.com]RTHQ in the Greater Austin area.[/a]

 

[BENZOOKA]

Oh zombiejoe. You make ever so many threads! They're not bad usually. Just saying.

I need, um, a hot bath! That would be fucking brilliant!

Not bad usually...

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?

lol

Just messing with your zombie head

 

[LakuNoce]

I wish a friend of mine would come to his senses. He stole something at a private party. He was drunk but now that he's sober he should give it back and say he's sorry. But he doesn't.
So I basically wish for not having to end our friendship.

 

[Sebenko]

Get laid.

What? Yeah, I'm in a relationship, but there's still stuff I want to try.

 

[The Code]

To move away from this cactus-lined pit called Arizona and move somewhere nicer, someplace with trees that have leaves instead of thorns and the natural wildlife isn't so damn deadly. Scorpions, Gila monsters, snakes of any size and color... I'd take a Creosote bush with me so that rain still smells right, though.

 

[farq1414]

i wish for um maybe i shouldn't (trust me you do not want to know)

 

[Christian Lerche]

That my girlfriend would pick me up from school and take the rest of the day off. That would be nice.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

The ability to stop time, I mean like everything, let it all become complete silence as everything grinds to a halt. At this point I would go to sleep and wake up with a weeks worth of sleep, afterwards I would exercise for like an entire day then sleep for about four hours again, then go fuck with all the people I hate while they can't do anything about it, like hide their keys and steal their wallets, then I would go pig out on food from the store before taking a refreshing dip in the ocean. I would want to turn time back on again of course, but it would take awhile before I got bored of having infinite time to do whatever I damn well pleased.

Although for a smaller wish I would wish for a bigger house because being able to stand up straight and having somewhere to put all this clutter would be AMAZING

I don't think I've ever been ninja'd so hard in my life.

Aside from the time stopping thing, I'd say perfect teeth, that can never be damaged, or get cavities, so I can stop going to the Dentist.

I fucking hate dentists.

 

[Sarge034]

To become Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes. No shit, a crowbar AND all you can eat pancakes..... I rule the world.

 

[tombman888]

That i could pass all my tests, assessments, and exams without knowing anything about them.... god that would be the best thing right now...

That or to get Closer with my girlfriend =)

 

[Vakz]

First thing that came into my head? Does it have to be? First thing that came into my head was "lunch, I'm seriously hungry).

If I can pick something else: That it was September, when I will start uni. Really looking forward to it.

 

[thetruefallen]

i wish it was thursday

 

[GameMaNiAC]

JC Denton's sunglasses. Period.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I wish I could freeze time and do the shit I want before tomorrow comes. Time is so fucking fast lately...

 

[MarcFirewing]

That my family would be completely debt free and would be able to pay for everything with exact amounts in the future.

...Yeah. Yeah that works.

 

[Xaio30]

I wish that my C# algorithms wouldn't be so damn complicated.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

I wish I had a [a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Ring_of_Sustenance"]Ring of Sustenance[/a].

That would make me soooo much more productive.... aah who am I kidding, It'd exponentially increase my post count though.

OT: assuming I can't choose to simply re-live the last seven years of my life (to see what would have happened if I was different etc) I would probably ask for all the sixth form teachers in the UK to go on strike for a while, make my life less tiring for a bit.