THEAFRONINJA said:
Ready Salted Crisps, standing by.
The bag is red. They're Re(a)d-y salted. OMG. I only just realised

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Scarim Coral said:
Red Team standing by (Red Team from Red vs Blue)
Donut: Light-ish red standing by!
Cartman: Red Rocket standing by!
Metalhead: Skind-red standing by!
Spectrum control: Captain Scarlet standing by!
Thread God: That didn't have the word "red" in it anywhere
Spectrum control: What? Oh ... er... Spectrum is RED, repeat Spectrum is RED - standing by for action!
Tom Cruise: Red Light - Green Light standing by!
1950s 3D movie freak: Red & Blue glasses standing by!
Hipster barista: Rooibos Red Bush Tea standing by the stove for a few minutes while it steeps!
RAF display team: Red Arrows standing by!
Orc Waaaarghboi: Red Wunz Go Fasta standin' by! MORE DAKKA!
Midlands new-town resident: Redditch standing by!
Old-watercooled-VW enthusiast: Tornado...
LightishRedYouSayItsPinkAndI'llKillYou Polo standing by!
Minecraft electronic engineer: Redstone dust standing by!
Scarlet, lesser god of the void: Lots of little superdeformed cavemen in red loincloths standing by, to crush your pathetic yellow/green/blue army.
Twister hating partygoer: OK ... the spinner says right foot on Red ... I just know this is going to end with someone standing by me with their crotch altogether too close to my face...
Burger van cook: There's a bottle of red sauce standing by the end of the counter if you need it, mate.
Mr Slate: Is that Fred Flintstone impatiently standing by the punching-out clock at 4.58pm AGAIN?
... I could go on all night. Somebody stop me.