Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting
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wildpeaks said:Oh, the mental image... Kill it with fire !thiosk said:
Also, how is that even remotely porn ? They're just painted yellowish, keep their clothes on and do.. well nothing (and no one). Am I too old fashioned ?
Um.
- This is a trailer for the porn. Not the actual porn itself.
- The trailer is on YouTube.
- YouTube has a pretty robust 'no porn' rule.
I'll let you add those up for the conclusion. Call me if you need a hand, or a graphics calculator to help you out.
To me, the color is like looking at an old TV, slightly painful and not really worth it. But am I freaked out by the content? I think I would be too distracted by the novelty of it for it to seem like real porn to me.
As to the author getting all weird about pop and "geek" culture going to porn, I think a little history may be in order. There's nothing new about this. The first thing that springs to mind, aside from the fact that the porn industry has ALWAYS jumped on parodies of movie titles (Saving Ryan's Privates, anyone?), would be the Star Trek: TNG parodies from the nineties.
I still laugh at the the fact that the guy playing "Dildo" (Data) looked and acted as much like the real thing as he did. And "Beaverly Gusher" (Beverly Crusher) is one of my all-time fave porn names.
As to the author getting all weird about pop and "geek" culture going to porn, I think a little history may be in order. There's nothing new about this. The first thing that springs to mind, aside from the fact that the porn industry has ALWAYS jumped on parodies of movie titles (Saving Ryan's Privates, anyone?), would be the Star Trek: TNG parodies from the nineties.
I still laugh at the the fact that the guy playing "Dildo" (Data) looked and acted as much like the real thing as he did. And "Beaverly Gusher" (Beverly Crusher) is one of my all-time fave porn names.
Well, thanks for replying 7 days later something that many other people already posted, really that was so helpful, thank you.Nerdfury said:wildpeaks said:Oh, the mental image... Kill it with fire !thiosk said:
Also, how is that even remotely porn ? They're just painted yellowish, keep their clothes on and do.. well nothing (and no one). Am I too old fashioned ?
Um.
- This is a trailer for the porn. Not the actual porn itself.
- The trailer is on YouTube.
- YouTube has a pretty robust 'no porn' rule.
I'll let you add those up for the conclusion. Call me if you need a hand, or a graphics calculator to help you out.
this is absolute bullshit, you're quite right. porn like this, all of it, is just humiliating to the human race. whatever happened to the beauty of human nature? the longing for a loving relationship? the term "making-love" has turned into just "fucking". i mean, come on people.
If you don't have anything against porn in general, and you don't have anything against, say, There Will Be Brawl, I don't see why you would have a problem with this.
In all honesty it just looks like a pretty vanilla porn with just the characters tinted yellow and some cheesy character impressions. The only thing that really jumped out at me as disturbing was when you occasionally caught a glimpse of someone's tongue and it was yellow too.
I guess it all comes down to where in the Uncanny Valley your head is while watching this. If you're watching it for a laugh, the visual strangeness actually works in its favor. If you were watching it for wank material... yeah, I can see how you'd be disappointed, even disgusted.
But seriously, who goes to Hustler these days looking for *porn?* They're like one step naughtier than Playboy. The industry has moved on. The franchise will be an American institution for years to come, but they don't make porn anymore in any competitive sense. They make t-shirts that say Hustler on them which people then wear ironically.
The Hustler brand has become something cheesy, cheeky, safe, and nostalgic. Not because Hustler changed, but because the world changed while Hustler remained the same. This video is cheesy, cheeky, safe, and nostalgic. To the point where I half-expect a VHS release for collectors.
OP only makes sense if you think you're looking at some sort of SERIOUS BISONS porn made by a modern-day porn company in its prime. That's not what this is. This is a Mad Magazine Fold-In with some tits doodled in the margins. Deal with it.
In all honesty it just looks like a pretty vanilla porn with just the characters tinted yellow and some cheesy character impressions. The only thing that really jumped out at me as disturbing was when you occasionally caught a glimpse of someone's tongue and it was yellow too.
I guess it all comes down to where in the Uncanny Valley your head is while watching this. If you're watching it for a laugh, the visual strangeness actually works in its favor. If you were watching it for wank material... yeah, I can see how you'd be disappointed, even disgusted.
But seriously, who goes to Hustler these days looking for *porn?* They're like one step naughtier than Playboy. The industry has moved on. The franchise will be an American institution for years to come, but they don't make porn anymore in any competitive sense. They make t-shirts that say Hustler on them which people then wear ironically.
The Hustler brand has become something cheesy, cheeky, safe, and nostalgic. Not because Hustler changed, but because the world changed while Hustler remained the same. This video is cheesy, cheeky, safe, and nostalgic. To the point where I half-expect a VHS release for collectors.
OP only makes sense if you think you're looking at some sort of SERIOUS BISONS porn made by a modern-day porn company in its prime. That's not what this is. This is a Mad Magazine Fold-In with some tits doodled in the margins. Deal with it.