Just a little social experiment to help your fellow Escapists know what kind of mentality you have. So allow me to demonstrate with a few answers myself.
A gamer is someone whose written a 30 digit password on any piece of paper he had in his room with a dull pencil.
A gamer is someone who knows exactly how to get the first flute in Super Mario Brothers 3 even after a decade of the game sitting in his garage before pulling out the NES once more out of boredom.
A gamer is someone who needed a Game Genie because he kept dying from the GODDAMN electric seaweed on the GODDAMN... dam level!
A gamer is someone whose written a 30 digit password on any piece of paper he had in his room with a dull pencil.
A gamer is someone who knows exactly how to get the first flute in Super Mario Brothers 3 even after a decade of the game sitting in his garage before pulling out the NES once more out of boredom.
A gamer is someone who needed a Game Genie because he kept dying from the GODDAMN electric seaweed on the GODDAMN... dam level!