Dalisclock said:
Oh, if you want the "real" ending, you get to replay the entire hospital scene again, with pretty much no changes at all except a few bit where you see what Venom was really seeing the whole time(because he has a big piece of shrapnel in his brain). Tutorial prompts and all. And after playing the entire game with all the goodies, having to replay a carbon copy of the first mission without being able to skip the slow bits just feels painful.
But hey, you get to find out that Big Boss was actually off having cool adventures without you the entire time and Venom is really just some random mook with a head injury who Ocelot was gaslighting the entire game(Sadly, the only time Ocelot actually acts like himself and not some dude with a taco stuck to his face).
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See I told you that these stories would be better if you just made them up in yourhead while you go on.
Argh, you know what? It kind of hurts me that the gameplay is often decent, and the characters (when devoided of the plot) are often interestingly designed and choreographed, and pretty fun ... that why couldn't Kojima have just stuck to a more James Bond script?
Big baddie, interesting henchies, overarching mission... are people legitimately going to say it would be somehow worse if it followed this format of being a darker, grittier, but still as overblown James Bond storyline? Like the confusing multi-lifetime long plot and conspiracy, replace it with something like 60s/70s SPECTRE ... Are people legitimately telling me they would hate that in comparison?
I have a feeling why MGS3 did so well and why I liked it so much to actually bother watching the cutscenes is because it was just as overblown as a James Bond narrative, it started somewhat fresh that I didn't feel like I was missing too much by excising MGS2's plot related stuff out of mind...
With MGS4 there's only so many times I can take being told
I'm old over incoming comms feeds that are initiated simply to set that up as a punchline to a joke ... and still be expected to take the games seriously.
It would have been funnier if that was more indicative to Snake trying to emulate Roger Moore pretending not to be old in his latter reprisals of the role.