Situations in gaming that are about to get really bad, really quickly.

[RAMBO22]

The Conduit 2... Oh wait, Segas planning on making that.... F*** me. *sigh* How you've gone down hill, Sega.

 

[Sev72]

WoW adds a Wii fit like extension for the game in the next expansion. The way to get the good gear is to be "fit" and you have to do exercises every day to unlock more gear.

 

[ZeLunarian]

Ah yes yes the cookbook memories are coming back. Here i was thinking it came down to genetics somehow... Mebbe that was MY first instinct >.>

Actually, I believe that it's probably illegal to own a copy of that book, so I doubt I'd talk much about anything in it if I were you.

LOL
I never owned that book... Doesn't mean i dont have memories, truth.
As a young rascal i liked to play with fire from time to time... It MUST have been sonic's influence ya know~

 

[Viptorian]

WoW adds a Wii fit like extension for the game in the next expansion. The way to get the good gear is to be "fit" and you have to do exercises every day to unlock more gear.

That might actually be GOOD for WoW players...

 

[Chicago Ted]

Manhunt 3 is released. The gameplay is nothing but murdering third world orphans and teachers, and as a reward for beating the game, you get child porn and instructions on how to make your own pipe bombs.

What type of reward is that? You can find that on the internet easy!

 

[Plurralbles]

I was thinking of Columbine. They made pipe bombs then, and there was a big furor about that book The Anarchists Cookbook, because that's where they learned it.

Ah yes yes the cookbook memories are coming back. Here i was thinking it came down to genetics somehow... Mebbe that was MY first instinct >.>

uh... it's available online. I had it as a favorite on my old computer and I'd visit it every once in awhile.

Knowing that shit is pretty awesome, just ignore real world applications for it.

I recently went to walmart though adn saw a pestel and mortar and remembered that was the safest way to grind model rocket engine fuel and then I remembered precisely how to make a fuse too.

Fun times.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

Duke Nukem: Forever Release Date Set For Mid April 2010

Cue worldwide riot.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

The new Call of Duty set it Vietnam has to out-controversy MW2.

Drugs will probably be involved... So, that won't end well.

Also, there was quite a bit of rape on part of the US troops, was there not? Yeahhh...

In vietnam we also bombed civilian villages mercilessly and used agent orange commonly. If that's not controversy, I don't know what is.

OT:

Fable 3- you are actually able to see the scene while having consensual sex in the monastery position with your wife.

Am I doing it right?

 

[SantoUno]

Knights of the Old Republic 3 is never released...

 

[Mr. Grey]

Myself behind the wheel. Just imagine it... me, driving and running over pedestrians most likely accidental. Couple that with the fact I have a large video game collection... yeah, I don't think it'd be good for anybody here. Especially if my state is governed mostly by Liberals at the time, it won't be good for anyone.

Yep.

 

[Tarquinius Superbus]

Sonic the Hedgehog goes to 3D! With treasure hunting and shooting!

Wait a minute...

 

[feather240]

It's a Wii game for toddlers where you use a stuffed animal, you just slide the Wii remote up the back of the stuffed animal. Oh wait, instead you slide it down the stuffed animals throat now. (This is a real thing, NSFW http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/wii_game_with_stuffed_animal_p.php)

Here's a pic of the old look. NSFW http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_ww1_1.jpg

 

[Nomanslander]

Duke Nukem: Forever Release Date Set For Mid April 2010

Cue worldwide riot.

Fans of Duke Nukem make an awesome modded version of the game that revives the interest in the franchise.

Then the modders are sued by who ever still owns the rights to the game, and the game is banned to piracy....=(

Now that would just be sad and unfair....>>

 

[Bruce Edwards]

The next Command and Conquer game abandons it's classic base building roots and becomes a pale clone of Company of Heroes.

Oh wait ...

'Modern Warfare 2' is released, without dedicated servers on the PC.

Oh, hang on ...

A bioware game features a tame, 10 second scene implying sex. Fox News hears about this ...

Gaaah! Let me think some more ...

I give up. Seems I can't think of anything the games industry or hysterical media hasn't beaten me to already.

 

[blankedboy]

The new Call of Duty set it Vietnam has to out-controversy MW2.

Drugs will probably be involved... So, that won't end well.

Also, there was quite a bit of rape on part of the US troops, was there not? Yeahhh...

Not to mention the lack of taste the conflict will be handled with. It was politically complex and grounded in the early cold war and domino theory. I can enagine it just being about "killing gooks" and being very pro america with some lip service payed to the actual consequences which are being felt to this day.

Haha, and that's only if we're lucky.

I can see it turning into a "The gooks were pure savages that did everything possible to kill us. We represent pure justice. Really, we do,"

Or something like Platoon.

Maybe a song about micky mouse? The horror... The Horror...

A horror-themed song about Mickey Mouse.

Oh dear.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Manhunt 3 is released. The gameplay is nothing but murdering third world orphans and teachers, and as a reward for beating the game, you get child porn and instructions on how to make your own pipe bombs.

What type of reward is that? You can find that on the internet easy!

Ah yes, but this would be specifically marketed to 3 year olds.

Wait, would that be child porn then or normal porn for them?

 

[Deef]

WoW adds a Wii fit like extension for the game in the next expansion. The way to get the good gear is to be "fit" and you have to do exercises every day to unlock more gear.

That might actually be GOOD for WoW players...

Not from the WoW players point of vue...
"Exercise? FUCK THIS GAME I'M NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!"

Actually either way I see how it could be an upside.