Situations in gaming that are about to get really bad, really quickly.

[Chicago Ted]

What an interesting question.

I'm sure all will be answered when the creators get tried for treason!

Can't we bring them in on more interesting charges? Like... Grand Environmental International Pirate Terrorism Theft? I like that one a lot more.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

Fans of Duke Nukem make an awesome modded version of the game that revives the interest in the franchise.

Then the modders are sued by who ever still owns the rights to the game, and the game is banned to piracy....=(

Now that would just be sad and unfair....>>

That wouldn't surprise me.

Some modding team like Resurrection Studios need to team up with Valve and make some epic mod for one of the Duke games, dammit.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Sure, if you want, it doesn't matter, they all end up with the same outcome. All gamers get castrated.

That seems a tad bit ignorant. I mean honestly Furburt, what about the female demographic? Hm? Your lack of acceptance and acknowledgement of the other sex(es?) disappoints me.

 

[sagacious]

To the thread title: DRM

To the OP: Mass Effect 3: Sexytime Edition

hmmmm, Actually ME2:STE sounds pretty good. Just sayin

 

[Chicago Ted]

By castration, I mean chemical castration. Render us all infertile.

They'll put it in the gamer fuel stuff! Don't eat it! IT'S EVIL....

I propose we replace all items considered 'gamer fuel' with soylent green. Much less evil, and much more tasty.

 

[Swaggerjacker]

The Wii Fleshlight

 

[Kouen]

Hellscream taking over from Thrall on WoW (Next Expansion)

 

[Snarky Username]

When Mario goes back to his roots as a plumber and releases Super Mario:Origins.

It will be an interactive game that involves using the Wii remote as a plunger, a wrench and a a various other tools.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I propose we replace all items considered 'gamer fuel' with soylent green. Much less evil, and much more tasty.

But who should we kill to make the delicious snack?

Sorry if I ruined the plot to Soylent Green for anyone.

How about the staff from FOX News? And then the people who get upset that we used the people from FOX News? I doubt anyone would miss them.

 

[Chicago Ted]

But who should we kill to make the delicious snack?

Sorry if I ruined the plot to Soylent Green for anyone.

The homeless, they're a dime a dozen.

ALERT: PUN IS FAR TO CORNY TO BE USED HERE.

Damn... Sorry about that everyone, I think I set off the horrible pun alarm... We'll have to get a mod to shut it off.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about spoiling the plot for anyone. I don't think anyone else is paying attention to our ramblings anyways.

 

[conflictofinterests]

How about the staff from FOX News? And then the people who get upset that we used the people from FOX News? I doubt anyone would miss them.

But they are spindly and malnourished!

We need something meatier.

Not the people who would complain about it, their mountainous blubber rolls more than make up from the bags of bones comprising the network.

 

[Chicago Ted]

But they are spindly and malnourished!

We need something meatier.

Damn, if we're looking for something meatier, homeless are out... Hm... Well, what about the obese? There's plenty of them in American, and I'm sure you can feed quite a few people off them, thus making more people obese, thus making more soylent green!

It's like a pyramid scheme of canabalism!