Skills you can't imagine ever being useful

[Viral_Lola]

Soap making? That's an odd one, how did that come about?

It was for a chemistry class.

I was all ready for a weird and interesting story about living amongst nature there

That and my buddy has a biodiesel business. He had a lot of glycerine left over and well... why not make some soap? I tried to convince him to make some and market it as Duda?s Suds and Duds. He said no.

 

[WanderingFool]

I know how to read a compass from Boyscouts. May not seem like a useless skill, but in an age where people carry handheld GPS with them, well...

 

[krazykidd]

Over an afternoon i taught myself to wiggle my ears. Not useful, but fun to do.

I can do that too, it tends to creep people out & that can be very useful...

Wait! How the hell did you manage that?

OT: i can sleep with my eyes open, on purpose if i wish.

 

[Powereaver]

touching your tongue to your nose and wriggling ur ears.. i doubt those skills would benefit much in many professions

 

[lobster1077]

I can juggle, took about two fortnights of pure grinding but now I can impress people in the fruit aisle of various supermarkets. All day, everyday.

 

[Plucky]

Writing cursive? seems a bit hard and useless to do a bunch of loops and stuff, its quicker to just write it. 0,0

 

[Anarchemitis]

How to tear a phonebook in half using your bare hands
How to tear an apple in half using your bare hands
How to break a padlock using a towel wait no that's useful.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Useless skill... Hm...
I can make my eyes shake really fast. Does that count?

I was able to do that once but I wasn't sure how I made it happen. I can however, cross my eyes like the Derpiest of Hooves. Useless since Derpy looses her powers outside of the Internet.

The most useless skill I can think of though, that I don't have, would be ear-waggling.