Skyrim hit list

[DarkRyter]

Thalmor.

ANY THALMOR.

Also, anything that attacks my horse.

May Talos have mercy on a thalmor that attacks my horse.

 

[RanD00M]

Heimskr, just Heimske. Why you might ask(probably not, but still). Because he's an idiot, or at least his name dictates so.

 

[Megawat22]

Lars Battle-Born in Whiterun.
He took a hit out on me and he's 12! I swear I'll find a way to kill him... someday.
Oh, and pretty much any elf, because to hell with them elves.

 

[WodashGSJ]

I can;t believe nobody's mentioned the Falmer yet. They must all die!

 

[DEAD34345]

The Thalmor and their puppets, the Imperials (the faction soldiers, not the race). My people have been enslaved by the Elves for centuries, and we didn't beat them back in Morrowind just for them to try to do the same thing over here in Skyrim.

What is it with Elves and their obsession with slavery in this game, anyway?

I think it has something to do with the obligatory "slavery is bad and these guys are dicks" thing that any game that has multiple races in decline that comes out of the U.S. must have to get past the publishers desk, or something.
It could also be that the Altmer, Ayleids, etc. are all inspired if not based on Mid-Greece, Early Rome archetypes

I doubt it's about showing slavery is bad, since the games themselves never specifically say or imply it to be a bad thing. Especially in Morrowind, it's pretty much just a fact of life and an established part of their culture in that game. Us as players tend to believe that the slavery is wrong, but the game itself never forces us to believe that, the slavery is just there. You can even join the strongly pro-slavery Telvanni government party if you choose to.

Edit: In fact you can even buy and use slaves, as I've just remembered. They sell them on the island where the Telvanni live.

Also you'd think that if it was due to their historical counterparts that the Empire would be pro-slavery, since they are very strongly based on ancient Rome. Unless the time period of ancient Rome they're based on didn't have slavery... Honestly I wouldn't really know, my ancient history is not up to scratch.

 

[Phlakes]

High elves. All of them. I've become a serial killer. I'll sneak into their house, hide in the basement, and at midnight I'll put an arrow in their forehead and drag their body to the entry hall of their house. Then I lay them with their legs straight and their arms out to the sides and drop a garnet on their chest.

And nobody ever knows.

 

[HoradricNoob]

Elder Dragons. Think they're all big and bad, givin' me CTDs and shit..

 

[Nazulu]

Everyone that wants peace. "Damn you! Where in a war game". Then I cut of their head.

 

[franconbean]

Guards for some reason. I recently cleared a guardhouse and then a few guards in the city outside. I don't even know why. Maybe its because I regret siding with the Stormcloaks...

 

[Genericjim101]

The Thalmor and their puppets, the Imperials (the faction soldiers, not the race). My people have been enslaved by the Elves for centuries, and we didn't beat them back in Morrowind just for them to try to do the same thing over here in Skyrim.

What is it with Elves and their obsession with slavery in this game, anyway?

They heard all about what happened to the elves in Ferelden under Loghain and are getting payback!

 

[NinjaRock]

The Thalmor. ALL MUST DIE.

I also dislike the Redguard in Whiterun that always talks down to you.

 

[MammothBlade]

Black-Briars, and from the sounds of it, Thalmor.

I've made it my mission to take down the black briars before anything else.

 

[ShotgunZombie]

Here's my list:

-If you mildly irritate me, you die.
-If you speak rudely to me, you die.
-If you have something I don't, you die.
-If you're a bandit/mage/Forsworn, you die.
-If you're a harmless wild animal that drops meat and pelts, you die.
-If you're a bear, you fucking die slowly.
-If I'm bored and you happen to pass by, YOU DIE.

 

[NightHawk21]

Just dragons, but anything that even so much as scratches me if getting a couple lighting bolts to the face.

 

[Rutnier Nodarse]

I hate them guards! I wait at night in the bushes, assasinate them, wear their uniform and then kill MORE guards. The PERFECT murder(s).

 

[fatal2704]

Motherfucking Nords. They've been hyped as the saviors of Skyrim, and the hipster in me cant let that concept fly. So death to all Nords!

 

[enzilewulf]

Nords, Ice Dragons (And only Ice dragons...others I let go some times if they are just flying around.)and Thalmore.

Nords because they are annoying to talk to as a elf... Ice Dragons because they always camp me when I need to get to another area, and Thalmore because they are some smug cunts. Hell with my High Elf I chose the rebellion just so I could kill more thalmore. (that isn't the case but what ever.)

I hate them guards! I wait at night in the bushes, assasinate them, wear their uniform and then kill MORE guards. The PERFECT murder(s).

Does that actually work?!