Skyrim Mysteries

[BlackSaint09]

I read some of the comments and i can properly say this now: WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME!?

 

[Von Strimmer]

I got married to Ysolda, told her to move in with me into Breezehome. She vanished.
She's not there, at the market or in her house. She's just gone.

How did you pull that off? I've done everything for her and she just ignores me. 20 hours in and I still haven't figured out how to wed someone (even though I own breezehome in Whiterun)

 

[Adellebella]

I got married to Ysolda, told her to move in with me into Breezehome. She vanished.
She's not there, at the market or in her house. She's just gone.

How did you pull that off? I've done everything for her and she just ignores me. 20 hours in and I still haven't figured out how to wed someone (even though I own breezehome in Whiterun)

Are you wearing an Amulet of Mara? That's the only way they'll show interest in you.

I've had the luck/misfortune of not having anything too much out of the ordinary happen to me...Except, I think Lydia was jealous I got married. She just disappeared from my home.

Kind of miss her.

 

[imnot]

I found the body of a giant mudcrab, like sabre tooth sized mudcrab by a mud puddle in the tundra.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Very early on in the game I had an assassin attack me near Ivarstead and he had a letter on him saying that the dark brotherhood had a contract on me.

Never got attacked by them again and I didn't do the Dark Brotherhood quests until I was like level 48.

It was kind of weird.

I have also seen the headless horseman I assumed he was for some quest or something.

 

[faelirae]

So who was the NPC? Who wears a brown cloak with a hood, and carries a mace? It wasn't the thief uniform, since they have trousers.

This was not trousers.

This sounds like a vigilant of stendarr to me...

 

[Blunderboy]

I got married to Ysolda, told her to move in with me into Breezehome. She vanished.
She's not there, at the market or in her house. She's just gone.

How did you pull that off? I've done everything for her and she just ignores me. 20 hours in and I still haven't figured out how to wed someone (even though I own breezehome in Whiterun)

Visit the Temple of Mara in Riften. They explain it all.

 

[sombod]

lydia died quite early for me, she went down in a cave. i removed all her gear,and yes i have nude mod, and left here there, thinking she would eventually rot and be given back to the earth like that..

but then i bought a fucking house in whiterun, use it often to store shit... and eventually one day look left instead of right as i walk up the stairs, and behold! i see a door

i open it and on the floor theres a naked dead chick.

IT FREAKED ME OUT! id been using the house for in-game weeks, never knowing lydia was sprawling her sexy dead naked body on the floor of my guest bedroom

 

[El Poncho]

Sometimes when someone starts talking to me on the street passing by they would follow me into the building i'm entering to finish what they are saying.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I just went to Ustengrav to get the horn of Mr Shoutyface, and saw a bandit get hit with a bolt of magic. I went up and saw one mage character surrounded by dead bandits.
A dead necromancer.
now i know they're good at the whole 'death magic' but i doubt they can cast spells posthumously.
I did see a flash of brown, so it might have been Maurice's stand-in, Horsington Flufflewuffle V.

EDIT: Okay, so i just walked into the Bannered Mare, where i live. Then Uthberd or Uthgerd the Unbroken attacks me yelling 'ive finally found you'. needless to say, we all ganged up on her and broke her. and i just got back from killing a newly ressurected dragon (not in the main quest, i just happened upon Alduin doing his thing) and a feggin giant. it may be connected to the three thugs that orc smith from Markarth sent to murderfy me, but all she had was sweet lewts.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I saw the Headless Horseman on the road to Markarth (pretty weird) and had Sinding in his werewolf form follow me around, while I'm sure I'd already killed him and skinned him (I was wearing his skin in fact).

 

[scoopz]

I got married to Ysolda, told her to move in with me into Breezehome. She vanished.
She's not there, at the market or in her house. She's just gone.

The same happened to me. I can't find Ysolda anywhere. I hope the patch brings her back and that she wasn't murdered on her way to the house from Riften.

 

[Jedamethis]

Laughed my arse off when I saw the Shadowmark under the bridge in Whiterun. Safe as houses. XD
No mysteries really. Saw the Headless Horseman, ignored him to go stab people in the back. Things are simple when you're a thief. ^^

 

[Worgen]

I found a crazy old lady, if I remember correctly she had no clothes on, south of Winterhold. She kept rambling on about the Wabbajack, and asked me to hit her with it. But when I went to get the staff from my house, she was gone. Anyone's got a story about her?

I met that same woman (though she had clothes on, thank the Nine) near Whiterun, literally begging to be Wabbajacked. I actually had the staff with me at the time, as I hadn't had time to dump it at my house yet.

I launched the Wabbajack spell on her - the first time I did that to anyone - and she went POOF and turned into a rabbit. Said rabbit ran away and disappeared into the grass. A few seconds later, I saw a great puff of red smoke emerge from a spot in the middle of the field, and the woman was standing there. I approached her, and she still wanted to be Wabbajacked.

So I did it to her again. Same result.

Later, as I approached Whiterun, the whole town wanted my head on a platter for some reason. Guards and civilians alike came rushing out of the woodwork to carve me into ribbons, for reasons they were far too angry to adequately explain. I decided to talk to the Jarl about this, as he had previously done nothing but shower me with praise, naming me Thane and everything.

I ran in a blind panic through the churning mass of sharpened steel and burning anger that filled every street and plaza until I got to the Jarl's throne room. The Jarl spotted me immediately - and pulled his sword and ran screaming towards me. Fortunately, one of his personal bodyguards had calmed down JUST enough to suggest that I surrender at once. I obliged him, and got thrown in the dungeon.

I am absolutely confident that it all happened because of my Wabbajacking. It was the only untoward activity I had perpetrated in the region at the time - besides, like, four counts of petty larceny which I'm pretty sure nobody ever even found out about.

I met the woman again, way out in the wilderness, still asking to be Wabbajacked. Having left the staff at home by this time, I ignored her and pressed on.

She followed me quite far.

I ran into her also and I had the wabbajack and hit her with it but when she transformed into the rabbit for me, it said "last witness killed, bounty removed" so that is probably why the town attacked you, for some reason it didn't count her as killed.

 

[Worgen]

I got married to Ysolda, told her to move in with me into Breezehome. She vanished.
She's not there, at the market or in her house. She's just gone.

Kim Kardashian?

You should add more to your post, don't want to be banned for something stupid like not having enough content.

 

[Jack Rascal]

The other strange thing that comes to mind is that I was galloping about on my new horsie, when I come upon a small watering hole. There's a skeletal arm holding an orquish longsword in the middle.

I ran into that arm as well, but it was holding a glass sword! That was really strange. It was only the skeletal arm and that floated off once I picked my shiny new sword.

I also have one and half men standing outside Whiterun. I can't remember his (their?) name, but it is fairly amusing to see them. It's like Dr. Evil and Mini-Me. Both talk to me independently, only the other one is chest deep in the ground. This has probably been fixed by the patch, haven't played for a few days.

It was also funny to see a Whiterun Guard fly in the air after being hit by a giant. Boy he flew like a rocket. The blast was so violent that when he landed, he was naked

 

[Limecake]

The other strange thing that comes to mind is that I was galloping about on my new horsie, when I come upon a small watering hole. There's a skeletal arm holding an orquish longsword in the middle.

I ran into that arm as well, but it was holding a glass sword! That was really strange. It was only the skeletal arm and that floated off once I picked my shiny new sword.

I heard that sword changes depending on the choices you make in game, do a lot of bad things it'll be orcish and do a lot of good things it'll be steel although apparently it can change into glass as well so maybe there are multiple swords that you can gain from the arm in the water.