Skyrim: what have I missed? [possible spoilers]

[Sk1ver]

So I've finished the main quest, the war, the brotherhood, mages guild, thieves guild, companions, dragon priests, thanes and houses, daedric quests, the blades and the forsworn uprising. I'm still emotionally too invested in my character to start again. Have I missed anything cool, or is all that's left to me filling the map and clearing random fetch and carry quests?

 

[Fappy]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

 

[Hal10k]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out your revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

 

[Fappy]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out you revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

I like that idea. However, I would suggest a more difficult and menacing route: Reverse pickpocket Daedric armor onto every NPC. Looks like Martin didn't keep dem jaws of Oblivion shut for long

 

[Hal10k]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out you revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

I like that idea. However, I would suggest a more difficult and menacing route: Reverse pickpocket Daedric armor onto every NPC. Looks like Martin didn't keep dem jaws of Oblivion shut for long

Or just dress them all up in fancy clothing and say you're being attacked by dandies.

In all seriousness, I would like to see some sort of Omega Man-esque survival mod made for Skyrim. It seems like the game was practically made for that.

 

[Fappy]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out you revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

I like that idea. However, I would suggest a more difficult and menacing route: Reverse pickpocket Daedric armor onto every NPC. Looks like Martin didn't keep dem jaws of Oblivion shut for long

Or just dress them all up in fancy clothing and say you're being attacked by dandies.

In all seriousness, I would like to see some sort of Omega Man-esque survival mod made for Skyrim. It seems like the game was practically made for that.

Remove all loot from the game. All NPCs are replaced by bandits. Kill your first bandit to get his equipment. Kill your way to the boarder... and freedom.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Have you bought the house in windhelm yet? buy the house in windhelm.

ALSO MODS!!!

 

[nokori3byo]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out your revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

Funniest thing I've read all week. Props!

 

[Domehammer]

Have you done the solitude quest line that involves wolfskull cave and the wolf queen? If not do that.

 

[Daveman]

Have you done totally meaningless tasks for every single villager in the game... because that's what I started with. Honestly, level 30 before I completed any major quest lines.

Also have you done all the thieves guild jobs after you rescue the guild to expand your influence.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Become a mad hermit who lives down in Blackreach until the inevitable and much wanted DLC? Create your own shouts? Freeze an entire city solid? Get a waterbreathing enchantment or just be awesome and be Argonian, and attack (but not kill) everyone, lure them out into the nearest water, to be killed by slaughterfish while you submerge peacefully?

 

[nokori3byo]

How about Galdur's (sp?) Amulet? That was majorish.

Actually, it's a tiny part of the world, but one thing I was really happy to have stumbled across was that woman in the mountains, SE of Faulkreath who trains you in archery. Ange of something like that...

 

[Sk1ver]

Have you done totally meaningless tasks for every single villager in the game... because that's what I started with. Honestly, level 30 before I completed any major quest lines.

Also have you done all the thieves guild jobs after you rescue the guild to expand your influence.

And the crown as well. One of my favorite parts of the game. Much better than the "thieves with hearts of gold" storyline in Oblivion!

 

[Sk1ver]

Congratulations, you beat Skyrim.

NOW MURDER ALL THE NPCS! >

Too easy. First, loot the hell out of every Dwemer ruin, max your smithing skill, and crank out a ton of Dwarven armor. Then max out your sneak skill and pickpocket that armor onto every NPC in the game. When you finish, start pretending that you're the last human being on Nirn to survive the steampunk robot uprising. Slowly go insane from the isolation, befriend a Glass helmet named Figaro, abandon her (yes, her) after a dispute over which one of you was smarter where it slowly became apparent that Figaro was winning, and flee to the mountains where you decide to work out your revenge strategy on the robots for reducing you to this.

Then kill everybody.

Excellent idea! Can I call my helmet Oberon instead?