SLASHER INCOMING

[Death on Trapezoids]

Outside your door, you hear an unnatural howling that raises the hairs on the back of your neck. The sort of noise that can only be made by a human throat, twisted and warped into something sinister... Judging by the claws piercing your door, you conclude it is one of these:

Spoiler

Your door is a cheap, flimsy testament to an age of thin wallets and shifty contractors; soft wood with a hollow center, and showing its years.

To say it would last a minute would be generous.

You now have just under a minute to find something in your room with which to fend off the slasher before it finishes with the door and aerates your torso.

What do you do?

Me, I have both a baseball bat and a machete well within reach... choices, choices. Those arms look spindly, and Isaac seems to have no trouble simply punching them off...

 

[strum4h]

I have a Remington 1187.

 

[Freshman]

Leave through the back door.

 

[Lilani]

I'd grab my purse (which has my keys and wallet already inside) and drive to the police station, of course. Why should I take all the fun away from the folks who have trained so hard to kill abominations like that?

 

[glyphseeker]

grab random tools from the garage after i bolted out of the back door while screaming to alert the house of unspeakable evil

 

[Kae]

I would tell it to go back where it came from and yell at it... I'd probably die though.

 

[Goofguy]

I have a 105 mm casing next to my bed. It's quite hefty and will make a good weapon against that...thing.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Hockey stick (Thats a proper solid field hockey stick, not one of those crappy excuse for hockey stick you get on ice hockey!)

Also have a paper trimmer, the blade is useless, but the base is solid metal. Pretty sturdy and has slightly sharp edges to it.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

I'd grab my purse (which has my keys and wallet already inside) and drive to the police station, of course. Why should I take all the fun away from the folks who have trained so hard to kill abominations like that?

Killing necromorphs is a vital part of any lawforce training regimen.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I'd grab my purse (which has my keys and wallet already inside) and drive to the police station, of course. Why should I take all the fun away from the folks who have trained so hard to kill abominations like that?

Killing necromorphs is a vital part of any lawforce training regimen.

But I thought the lines in the police handbook go something like "keep pumping rounds into the monster of the week's chest, it's bound to go down sometime!". That's what all the movies I've seen seem to indicate.

Although on a necromorph it would work eventually...

 

[FalloutJack]

Let's see... I've been preparing for stuff like this.

I've got the two katanas, the claybeg sword, V For Vendetta knife, skinning knife, full-sized claymore, a pair of sais, the plastic club, the collapsable club, my cobra-headed sword-cane, and the crowbar. And yes, all of this within the confines of my bedroom.

 

[SilentCom]

I don't really have any weapons in my room so I'd have to jump out the window to escape. It's only a two story drop and I am able to do a pk roll so I don't bust one of my legs. Maybe I should keep some weapons in my room

 

[Ladette]

I keep a shotgun in my bedroom just in case.

I've also got a machete, a baseball bat, and a crowbar in my closet.

 

[The_Healer]

Let's see... I've been preparing for stuff like this.

I've got the two katanas, the claybeg sword, V For Vendetta knife, skinning knife, full-sized claymore, a pair of sais, the plastic club, the collapsable club, my cobra-headed sword-cane, and the crowbar. And yes, all of this within the confines of my bedroom.

Well its not like you can wield all of them at once. Make a choice man!

I also have a katana in my room (sadly only one). I would reach for that and perhaps keep my fijian war-hammer close by, in case it annoyingly disarms me.

Edit: Also, that thing looks fragile as hell. I reckon I could take it, especially if I surprised it from behind. I think I am of considerable enough stature to cause it serious problems.

 

[Nyan Cat]

I would be dead. Beeecaaaause I have no weapon in my room. The best I could probably do is throw my computer at it.

 

[PlasmaFrog]

Invite him in for a cup of coffee, sit down, have a nice discussion about ethics and politics, then he proceeds to bid me farewell and leave out the front door.

 

[lacktheknack]

40-pound piano keyboard. It's gonna snap in half!

"It" being the monstrosity.

 

[FalloutJack]

Let's see... I've been preparing for stuff like this.

I've got the two katanas, the claybeg sword, V For Vendetta knife, skinning knife, full-sized claymore, a pair of sais, the plastic club, the collapsable club, my cobra-headed sword-cane, and the crowbar. And yes, all of this within the confines of my bedroom.

Well its not like you can wield all of them at once. Make a choice man!

I also have a katana in my room (sadly only one). I would reach for that and perhaps keep my fijian war-hammer close by, in case it annoyingly disarms me.

Well no, of course I woulnd't wield them all at once. However, it shows both variety in choice and forethought in action. This thing isn't a pushover, I imagine. What if he DOES disarm me and my weapon goes into a corner, the kind of corner that would require eviceration to get to? Not likely. NEXT WEAPON!

Forgot to mention, though. In case I don't kill it and it's just KOed, I have something else for the occasion. It's the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape. Tie up a monster good and tight with a roll of this stuff and sell it to the government for a pretty penny.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Well, I dont have any real good weaponry in my room, so...try to book it out the window I guess. It would be a little tough since I'm in the second floor of an apartment, but there's a tree by my window so I could probably make it.

Once I was on the ground I'd bolt it from the place.

 

[Gitty101]

Feck - what a time to have a broken foot

Double Feck - I have no weapons in my Uni dorm...

Triple Feck - Don't those things usually create others?