I have a katana, wakizashi and a tanto all within easy reach of my computer desk, as well as several bokkun nearly as close by.
SLASHER INCOMING
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I have a machete, a katana, a baseball bat, several knives, some throwing stars, a pair of sai, a few staffs, 2 bows, a quiver full of arrows, a single shot 410 shotgun, a sawed off barrel single shot shotgun(12 gage), a Simi-automatic 10 gage shotgun, a 22 rifle, a 30-30 rifle, ammunition for all aforementioned guns, and a wood axe.
So I would slip the machete and a few knives into my belt, grab the 12 gage ammo, load the gun, and lean the axe against my bed to give me something to fall back on.
So I would slip the machete and a few knives into my belt, grab the 12 gage ammo, load the gun, and lean the axe against my bed to give me something to fall back on.
I've got a 3 and 1/2 inch knife in my bedroom, but I've got an M&P 15 handgun right down the hall. Neither will be terribly effective, but I'm better prepared then some.
Death on Trapezoids" post="18.271174.10432431 said:Outside your door, you hear an unnatural howling that raises the hairs on the back of your neck. The sort of noise that can only be made by a human throat, twisted and warped into something sinister... Judging by the claws piercing your door, you conclude it is one of these:
Your door is a cheap, flimsy testament to an age of thin wallets and shifty contractors; soft wood with a hollow center, and showing its years.
To say it would last a minute would be generous.
You now have just under a minute to find something in your room with which to fend off the slasher before it finishes with the door and aerates your torso.
What do you do?
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I wonder why some fat guy got off his couch and xbox and why he is trying to bust down my door, also I wonder why he has claws.
I've got a dagger right near my bedroom door. While it's mainly just to look nice, I'm sure that it would be useful for one kill if I use it correctly. Of course that would probably involve me shoving directly into it's brain (hopefully killing it instantly; I haven't ever played either Dead Space). I might get some wicked wounds going on, but at least I would kill it.
Which it presumably pays for.PlasmaFrog said:
I would grab my cat and jump out the window (1 meter above the ground). While it ran around the house I would stealthily take my bike and run (cycle?) for it!
see, there's this nice juicy window about 3 feet from me, just waiting for me to leap through it
I have two blunt piece of shit swords. One of them is all intricate and designed and even more likely to fall apart.
So fucking ready.
So fucking ready.
...I would shoot him? Most likely with my Rock Island Armory .45? Should that not suffice, grab the various flammable materials in my garage, entice it outside, and set it aflame, whilst shooting it more.
Well, since I'm an average member of the Escapist, I happen to have 7 broadswords, 25 samurai swords, 9 grenade belts, 10 shotguns, 2 miniguns, 5 dozen flamethrowers, a heavily armed aircraft carrier, and the Death Star within arm's reach.
SO I THINK I'LL BE FINE.
...You cheaters.
In all seriousness, I'll probably end up charging it holding a spatula and pan like a sword and shield.
SO I THINK I'LL BE FINE.
...You cheaters.
In all seriousness, I'll probably end up charging it holding a spatula and pan like a sword and shield.
