Sleep Talking

[Radelaide]

I woke up in the middle of the night on Thursday to my boyfriend having a very confused conversation with himself. I thought he was talking to me, and after I realised he wasn't, I kissed him on the shoulder, rolled back over and went to sleep.

Strange night, that one.

 

[Noamuth]

My old best friend, her family, my family and myself went away for a weekend. Her and I shared a room.

.. I had to put up with her singing Tina Turner and quoting 'Liar Liar' in her sleep. All Goddamn night.

 

[Voodoo Child]

Woke up in the morning after sleeping over at a friends house.

I outed myself to her in my sleep by accident.

 

[megapenguinx]

I apparently threatened everyone I knew and described a twisted plot to see if they valued their lives.
Note I still hadn't seen the Saw movies at this point

 

[Matronadena]

my spouse and oldest son talk heavily in their sleep.... I do on occasion, but have been told that is always in Gàidhlig and or japanese, never english and nobody I've ever shared a bed with has understood what Im saying beyond a word or two

 

[KValentine]

"Too many snakes... where's Piggy?" < cookie for the reference

My mom talks in her sleep quite a lot. Sometimes she yells, it can be quite unsettling.

Lord of the Flies?

Friends tell me I mumble something that's a mix of Greek, Simlish, and Drunkenese while sleeping. Have yet to hear a sample for myself to verify.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I usually never hear if anyone is talking in their sleep because I'm also asleep. Apparently one of my room mates does, but I've never heard it.

 

[revolver956]

when ever (and only) im sick i sleep walk, talk and respond to what ever some one says the downfall is i think im going to die and what realy freaks the shit out of me is sometimes when i wake up and i still think that.

 

[ChickDangerous]

I patted my then boyfriend on the shoulder and said "It's ok now, I've got the dinosaur in my back pocket".
I'm famous for saying and doing weird shit in my sleep. When I'm slowly drifting off to sleep I have conversations with people where I don't know what I'm saying and I've said some really embarrassing stuff over the years.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Apparently, I narrate my actions in a game of Counter-Strike whilst I sleep.

"Ha, you got owned with an AK-47, you b- MOTHER FUCKER! Grenades are cheap as fuck! I'm going to skin you next round!"

 

[manicfoot]

When I was 18 I was obsessed with the Nintendo Virtual Boy (always wanted one ever since I was a kid) and finally got one. According to my ex I yelled "NO! I TOLD YOU IT WAS THERE - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" in my sleep once... I was dreaming that she trod on it and broke it haha.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

"zzzz...kill all humans...kill all humans...zzz"

A girlfriend of mine once told me that I would say "crazy shit" in my sleep, I asked her what exactly and she just repeated herself. I like to think it was the above Futurama quote.

 

[ThaBenMan]

"Too many snakes... where's Piggy?" < cookie for the reference

My mom talks in her sleep quite a lot. Sometimes she yells, it can be quite unsettling.

Lord of the Flies?

No cookie for you, I'm afraid. Here's a hint - it's from a game.

 

[purplegothchick]

Apparently I once said "I can't find the sheath for my sword" in my sleep. My boyfriend at the time was a little bit scared...

 

[Ace of Spades]

I was once staying in a hotel with one of my friends, and he said "...I'm going to win... No, I don't like you like that..." It was sort of creepy.