Slenderman is out to get you...

[Mr.Mattress]

You could call this my sequal to "Quick!! C'Thulu is Attacking!", though I wouldn't.

For the past couple of days you have been seeing what you would swear to god is the Slenderman. He appears around corners every now and again, and whenever you tell someone about it, they think your either joking or they think your nuts. The night before today, you saw him in your backyard. You ran towards the front door but you trip and faint. When you wake up, you notice you're in the woods. When you get home, you see your house is trashed. What do you do in a situation like this?

 

[blankedboy]

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I run...

 

[_Janny_]

I'd tidy up around the house, then go stalk the dude. I've never really heard of Slenderman, but after googling him I have to say that's he's pretty interesting. Dude in a suit with a weird mutation and bonkers in the head - what's not to like? >.>

 

[Eumersian]

Well, Slenderman shouldn't be that hard to pick out of a crowd now should he? The police or the national guard or the marines should have minimal trouble finding him.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I wake up, because everyone knows that Slenderman isn't real.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Give him back his keys. He just wants his keys back, man...

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Well, Slenderman shouldn't be that hard to pick out of a crowd now should he? The police or the national guard or the marines should have minimal trouble finding him.

Yeah but being so tall and thin, he can easily take cover behind lamposts and is going to be a ***** to hit.

Chances are I'd tidy my house up and make some dinner... I must be starving after running so far.

 

[Jedamethis]

I wake up, because everyone knows that Slenderman isn't real.

That's what he wants you to think.

OT: Attempt to reason with him and find out what he wants.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

A suicide a day keeps the horrors away...

I would put a post on the Escapist about what I should do.

 

[JLML]

I go find myself a katana, then I'll go see how he likes sharp stuff... :3

 

[The Austin]

I ask him "What the hell is 'The Slenderman'?"

 

[nightowl195]

I would ask him how any one in their right minds could be scared of some of the least frightening scary pasta stories out there.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I'd tidy up around the house, then go stalk the dude. I've never really heard of Slenderman, but after googling him I have to say that's he's pretty interesting. Dude in a suit with a weird mutation and bonkers in the head - what's not to like? >.>

Watch Marble Hornets on Youtube. It's dead creepy. Also, you can't stalk The Slender Man.

I run...

Like stalking, there is no running from The Slender Man.

I would quote all of you, but there is so little time.

There is nothing you can do, The Slender Man is always there, he always knows where you are, he always finds you, he is always watching, he is always out to get you.

There is no escape. Ever.

 

[darqwraith55]

Spend one last day with my loved ones, say my goodbyes and try to lead Slendy as far away as possible.

 

[Stuntcrab]

I ask him "What the hell is 'The Slenderman'?"

It was on the scary thread, he/she/it/WHAT THE FUCK EVER is suppossed to be someone who kills people in scary ways, a boy went missing one night and so on.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd invite my GF over to have a tea party with him for a while.
They get along well, apparently.

OT: Probably except it and kinda be in awe that he's after me.
While bricking it. XD

 

[Geekosaurus]

I wish I'd not Googled that. Man, that's kinda scary.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd invite my GF over to have a tea party

You mean me right? XD

OT, fucking run. I've been watching too many Marble Hornets episodes so I know what happens.

I'm gettin' the fuck up outta there.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd invite my GF over to have a tea party

You mean me right? XD

OT, fucking run. I've been watching too many Marble Hornets episodes so I know what happens.

I'm gettin' the fuck up outta there.

I may mean you, yes... XD
Or someone else~~~ X3 But that is neither here nor there right now. XD

And running is hopeless.
Look behind you... XD