Small things that annoy the crap out of you

[onewheeled]

I can't stand when people excessively use chat-speak and bad grammar. For example, this is a status update from my friend Kateri, which I only edited to remove last names. Nothing else was changed whatsoever.

finals was a biaaatch today had fun at my best friends graduation..saw Leanna n Brandon Derek && a bagillion other people ii dont feel like tagging..hunng out the whole day with Amanda && kant wait to spend the day with my best friend John tmrw && go play tennis with Di

JESUS CHRIST. Not only is there a full keyboard in front of you, but you're a college student. There's no excuse to be talking like that.

Also, loud people at events. Why do you need to scream at the top of your fucking lungs every time one of your friends is mentioned in an assembly? And why do you have three people with fucking air horns at graduation, when there was a clear rule that artificial noisemakers aren't allowed?

 

[PneumaticSuicide]

People who drag their feet when they walk!!!! If you are too lazy to even lift your feet then please just stay home

 

[Klarinette]

With talking, people who say Comrade as KOMRAYD. I don't know why, it just does.

Wait, people actually do that? Eck!!

OT: When people chew gum with their mouths open. STOP THAT.

Bus moms who ignore their children in favour of texting. Your child is not just annoying you, but everyone around you. Try some parenting.

Ring tones. Can't we all just use the vibrate/silent function while we're in public? Goddamn. Middle-aged/old ladies are actually really bad for this one, and having their volume up as high as possible.

If I'm trying to sleep in a completely dark room, even the tiniest light will drive me up the wall. The standby light on a DVD player? Have to have that shit covered. I know I can't, but I feel like I can see it through my eyelids, and it keeps me awake.

Wow, I'm getting ranty. I'm done

 

[philosophicalbastard]

People who don't flush the toilet.

Seriously, would it kill you to push a freakin' lever? There is no excuse for being that lazy, and if they're doing it on purpose they're just massive assholes.

 

[Biodeamon]

dislike buttons, and when people use the word "cute" to describe a romantic event. Arrrrrgh!

and also people who go to hentai stuff to just say how much they hate it. I mean what the bloody hell were doing on that site in the first place if they hate it?!

 

[SwimmingRock]

All the people who keep asking me for a light and refuse to believe me when I tell them I don't smoke. Even if I were lying, how do these people think accusing me of being a cheap asshole increases their chances?

ppl hoo spel liek dis (I mostly hate it when I KNOW they can spell fine and they're CHOOSING to spell like this that drives me crazy)

Aagh! This so much. A friend of mine spells the as teh on purpose and it pisses me off. I pointed it out to him when he started doing it, assuming it was a mistake, and he explained that that's how he spells it now, because that's how the cool kids do it.

People who for whatever reason have no ability to pronounce " R "

I know that they can't help it, but my god it makes them sound stupid.

;_; I'm sorry.

 

[Zaverexus]

I'm a Grammar Nazi, I'll admit it. Misspellings, grammatical errors, and misquotes just stick out to me and always bug me.

 

[USSR]

"k"

No. Get the hell out.

 

[Flac00]

When people make poor arguments, or tell me that my judgment of a lifestyle is wrong (And no, I am not refering to gays).

Also, Cats. They are always pissed at me for some reason... I don't know why

Cats hate everyone, they are actually secretly planning to kill us all. Which kind of brings up something small that annoys me

People who say cats are better than dogs

They are not, dogs actually don't want to kill you.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

When people don't flush in a public washroom. Seriously, I don't want to walk in to do my thing and see the toilet all full of shit already.

 

[Will of One]

People leaving the water running when brushing their teeth. It's horrible.
Oh, and people chewing with their mouths open.
Also people spoiling books, movies, etc.

 

[Lizardon]

People who say "What are the odds", and then get annoyed when I tell them :-(

A brother and sister being born on the same day years apart! What the odds of that?! 1/365

 

[icame]

"Get this guy off my tail fox!"

I fucking hate flippy...

 

[player3141]

When people take the top comment on youtube, change it a little bit, and then post it, hoping to get highest rated comment. Which I never understood. What does that accompish?

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Alot".

Especially if English is their first language.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

People who never seem to understand that "door closed and moaning coming from inside" will ALWAYS mean "don't fucking burst in here to tell me about your day cause I've got bigger things to concern myself with right now". That's a very personal one.

Also, thin walls. Seriously, I hate having almost no protection from hearing my housemates having sex with their respective boyfriend/one-night-stand. It's horrific.

People who play music insanely loudly. You don't need your music so loud it vibrates the fucking house and if you WANT your shitty hip-hop bullshit that loud, use fucking headphones! I know you have them, just plug them in.

And I get annoyed like hell when girls take HOURS to get ready to go ANYWHERE. When we're all going out as a group me, Jordan and whichever of their boyfriends happen to be coming are sat downstairs for, like, a fucking hour waiting for them to finally finish getting dressed.

Also people spoiling books, movies, etc.

Oh sweet lord YES! A million times yes. I've actually threatened horrific violence against people who ruin shit for me. Even worse is where they don't realise they're doing it. Like my friend was talking about a TV show I haven't seen yet the other day and why she got bored of it and she casually just said "and then [main, important character] dies so I got bored of it."

Like...thanks *****, now I know what's happening to them. Cheers. *****.

And I had a friend who, when Star Wars Episode 3 came out, spent about 2 weeks spoiling EVERY detail. By the time I saw it, I knew everything that was going to happen, exactly, down to the detail, before it happened.

 

[Uber Evil]

People.

I'm tall, so, most of them seem small to me.

Lol, you sir/ma'am have made my day

Same here. Actually laughed at it. Many props.

 

[RTSDT]

People who text while walking and jerks who don't signal when they're turning (in the car). Also a lot of other things that people have already mentioned. I don't want to sound anal-retentive, I hate when people do that too.

 

[CyprisVeil]

People making blind assumptions about your tastes only to assert that their tastes are better (and they do this with angry contempt).

Snobs of all shapes and forms.

People who assume that because you're black you only listen to R&B, Rap, and Hip Hop (and they don't even know the difference between the three) and automatically assume that you don't listen to any "white" genres.

People who say "Gurl, you got good hair" as opposed to what? Bad hair?

People who misspell things chronically. Also, people who insult a non-native English speaker and in the process abuses their own native language ignorantly ("She can't even speak American good" said the American University Student bitching about her C in a Chinese woman's class). News flash hypocrite: There is no such language as American.

Roaches. Got dang it I hate them so much.

Teenagers.

Immature idiots who as soon as they find out you're a girl on a MMO decide to sexually harass, disrespect, and act like a complete no-life moron.

People who blame video games for the world's problems .

Overpriced ice cream that tastes NO DIFFERENT from the cheaper brands.

Poor people with gigantic televisions, expensive cars, expensive name-brand shoes/clothes/jewelry yet can't afford food and proper dishes (eating on newspapers is not a plate).

Rude, arrogant old people.

Comma splices

Political correctness and insincerity (aka "fakeness")

Bieber Fever

Racists and hypocrites.

Video games where every female character is near nude except for a flimsy bra on her top-heavy chest and a thong where her unrealistic oversized butt cheeks stick out. Especially when said game is violent thus rendering her "armor" useless. I'm just sayin'.

People with road rage (flying into a swearing rage because the car in front of you isn't moving at the speed of light is a serious problem).

Sexists of all shapes and forms.

People who think they're entitled to something.

Tornadoes

Passive aggressive behavior.

Gosh I could go on...

Ooh um...bad writing on video games.

Grace notes on sheet music arrgh!

Summer heat when the car has no air conditioner.

Brats who always get their way.

Overbearing mothers who won't let their adult child(ren) make their own decisions. Likewise, persons who have a pipe dream that they make excuses about not following but also refuse to use their college degree because they "don't wanna do that". What the hell did you waste that time and money for?!

Stereotypes.

Constant 'race' jokes. They get old people. They get old.

Ads on Youtube.

Horrible video players on Yahoo! It takes like 30 minutes to watch a 2 minute news clip.

 

[dfphetteplace]

The sound of people chewing.