Small things that annoy the crap out of you
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I hate the sound of teeth scrapping against a fork!
Also people who kick your chair in the cinema grr!
Also people who kick your chair in the cinema grr!
When people call themselves "carnivores." Do you live off of only meat and water? No, I highly doubt you do. You're an omnivore.
When people say that they're "in love with" someone, when the other person doesn't love them back. Or worse, when the other person doesn't know that they exist. At that point, you're probably a stalker, or really, really obsessed over this person. You don't love them.
The biggest thing would be when people refer to having their ear lobes stretched as having them "gauged." Or when they refer to the process and results as "gauging" or "gauges." GAUGE is a word used to refer to size, or measuring size. The only thing that could be called a "gauge" in that process would be the size of the needle (if a person is taking the alternative method,) or the size of the jewelry, which would be called tapers, flesh tunnels, or plugs. Growl.
When people say that they're "in love with" someone, when the other person doesn't love them back. Or worse, when the other person doesn't know that they exist. At that point, you're probably a stalker, or really, really obsessed over this person. You don't love them.
The biggest thing would be when people refer to having their ear lobes stretched as having them "gauged." Or when they refer to the process and results as "gauging" or "gauges." GAUGE is a word used to refer to size, or measuring size. The only thing that could be called a "gauge" in that process would be the size of the needle (if a person is taking the alternative method,) or the size of the jewelry, which would be called tapers, flesh tunnels, or plugs. Growl.
Autocorrect on the iPhone!! Though it does lead to some amusing texts every now and then!!
http://fyouautocorrect.com/
http://fyouautocorrect.com/
I think I've posted in these kind of threads before, so I feel kind of silly keeping updated lists of annoying things. I like to laugh at people who are distressed by little things, and I try to be at peace, but some things slightly annoy me still.
- Parents asking too many questions which can only be answered with a vapid and obvious answer or something they don't need to know, whether it's just in general or they're trying to keep me on a leash whenever I go somewhere at night. When I'm with my mother doing some kind of mundane task, firstly I feel like a loser being taken places by her because there are seventeen year-olds more independent than me, secondly, can't she see that the office person/shop keeper/whoever else probably just wants to be left alone and answers could be found out via the internet or through asking me if I know these things already and we could be out of here by now?
- Youtube ads that won't let you watch the video until they're finished. GAH. Say goodbye to the Golden Age of the internet soon.
- Whispering in songs. Sometimes it sort of works, but mostly it's just annoying. It always made me think of brainwashing for some reason. [sub]braaiiinnwash[/sub]
- When people post the same repetitive things about God on facebook. "God is so good!" "God is so awesome!" "So amazed at what God is doing!" Don't you learn anything new?
I watch ants and insects sometimes. Those ants made me feel lazy, working so hard. Especially when they were on my computer desk eating crumbs off yesterday's plates. I did this little experiment to see how they'd react to sound waves. I blasted Deftones or something really heavy through my headphones and put one side down on the desk next to their little ant line. They seemed slightly confused, maybe it felt like the desk was vibrating. [sub]I feel like I might've posted that before some time...[/sub]
I also don't like when petty people constantly complain about other people's 'rudeness' regarding petty things. People complain about shit like people serving them at petrol stations sitting down or addressing them informally. That is something that really annoys me.
The singing thing reminded me of how I was secretly didn't like the sound of people who brought acoustic guitars to school playing 'uplifting' cruise-ey songs. Did anyone actually enjoy the sound of it, I wondered? I didn't really avoid it though, because I was friends with those people.
- Parents asking too many questions which can only be answered with a vapid and obvious answer or something they don't need to know, whether it's just in general or they're trying to keep me on a leash whenever I go somewhere at night. When I'm with my mother doing some kind of mundane task, firstly I feel like a loser being taken places by her because there are seventeen year-olds more independent than me, secondly, can't she see that the office person/shop keeper/whoever else probably just wants to be left alone and answers could be found out via the internet or through asking me if I know these things already and we could be out of here by now?
- Youtube ads that won't let you watch the video until they're finished. GAH. Say goodbye to the Golden Age of the internet soon.
- Whispering in songs. Sometimes it sort of works, but mostly it's just annoying. It always made me think of brainwashing for some reason. [sub]braaiiinnwash[/sub]
- When people post the same repetitive things about God on facebook. "God is so good!" "God is so awesome!" "So amazed at what God is doing!" Don't you learn anything new?
I like you.FeralCentaur said:
I watch ants and insects sometimes. Those ants made me feel lazy, working so hard. Especially when they were on my computer desk eating crumbs off yesterday's plates. I did this little experiment to see how they'd react to sound waves. I blasted Deftones or something really heavy through my headphones and put one side down on the desk next to their little ant line. They seemed slightly confused, maybe it felt like the desk was vibrating. [sub]I feel like I might've posted that before some time...[/sub]
I also don't like when petty people constantly complain about other people's 'rudeness' regarding petty things. People complain about shit like people serving them at petrol stations sitting down or addressing them informally. That is something that really annoys me.
The singing thing reminded me of how I was secretly didn't like the sound of people who brought acoustic guitars to school playing 'uplifting' cruise-ey songs. Did anyone actually enjoy the sound of it, I wondered? I didn't really avoid it though, because I was friends with those people.
People who start talking but have no idea how to put their thoughts into words.
Bonus points when they use "yeah" or "like" to fill in sporadic speech.
People who freak out and turn into idiots over babies.
When my mom tells me to keep one earbud out so I can hear her/other things.
People who talk like everything they're saying is the most interesting thing in the world.
Bonus points when they use "yeah" or "like" to fill in sporadic speech.
People who freak out and turn into idiots over babies.
When my mom tells me to keep one earbud out so I can hear her/other things.
People who talk like everything they're saying is the most interesting thing in the world.
AdBlock Plus, it disables all ads, even the ones before Youtube videos.HDi said:
People who say "Chill out" or "Dude i was just kidding" When you are talking in a normal manner.
When people change their likes, dislikes, almost whole personality based on who you're with.
Speaking of 'you're', people who use your instead of you're, if your (like this) going to get it wrong at least put the 'e' on the end.
Forks + Teeth= AAAAGGGH
People who are ignorant in that they won't let me (or others) show them flaws or can't take any criticism.
People who refuse to wear headphones on public transport, no one else wants to hear your music damn it.
