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plasma pistol in Halo 3. combined with any other small gun, it's basically a kill for you.
 

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Anyone remembers the "SERIOUS BOMB" from (oddly enough...) Serious Sam? Sure, they were heavy as hell if you think you could only carry up to 3 while otherwise you held an arsenal of manliness (i.e.: hugely overdone BFGs) under your belt but seriously... hold it in the palm, add some heat to the line, vwoooooosh! :p
 

DarthDonut

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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,?O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.? And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu?
Skip a bit, brother.
And the Lord spake, saying, ?First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
 

w-Jinksy

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Mikkaddo said:
w-Jinksy said:
Mikkaddo said:
The Striker IX from Mass Effect. 3 slots . . . two with 40% heat damping, last slot for sledgehammer VIII rounds . . . it takes something like 200 shots to get half overheated
gah damn you know i have the urge to play mass effect.

OT: the mk from the vegas games a starter pistol that downs people in 1-2 shots.
No time like the present, with Mass Effect 2 coming out, it's good to get a char built up XD that and finding a way to
make the final boss kill himself before the second to last fight
ive only ever done that once i find it more satisfying to use and incendiary round on a shotgun and blaze him.

i think the only thing i havent done is make a biotic character on there oh well i guess ill do that now since the urge to play is still there

also on topic i got another on the ambassador because well its basically awesomebeans.
 

Zersy

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Either

Nathans Hales hands at the last stage where there basically giant nukes in the form of 2 hands that destroy everything in the bloodiest ways.

or

The Men in Black mini mini mini weired pointy gun that Will Smith gets.
 

fogmike

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Ninja'd on two counts. (Cricket and Holy hand grenade. Nice work with the whole phrase :D)

But not the third. I am both ashamed and dissapointed in everyone here. You have forgotten what is undoubtedly thhe greatest weapon of all time. A fire rate of 20 shots per second. A clip of 900 ammo. Over 5,000 damage per shot. Pure kick-ass.

The RYNO 4-Ever.

Here is the official statement:

The RYNO 4-Ever had been declared a myth by the Galactic Society of Implausible Weapon Designs. Rumors had persisted on the Holo-Web that this upgrade to the RYNO IV was theoretically possible, but the subject was so controversial that merely mentioning it made a person become grounded for six months in an intergalactic penitentiary. If you heard any information about the RYNO 4-Ever, let alone encounter the actual weapon itself, you were advised to cover your eyes and ears and loudly hum show tunes of your choice. This weapon, should it even exist, was far too dangerous, illegal and downright gameplay destabilizing to ever be used. Ever. We mean it.
 

Circus Ascendant

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I saw the title of the thread and as I clicked on it I said, out loud and in Kay's voice, "Noisy Cricket."

First reply gets it.

Bastard.

Tbh Star Trek phasers on the "Disintegrate" setting are fairly impressive small guns ;)
 

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TheOrangeSocks said:
The Engi's pistol in TF2, rapid fire ftw
Sorry, it was fixed about two-three weeks ago. Now it's a consistant value.

Also I'm surprised no one mentioned the Holy Hand Grenade.
 

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StarStruckStrumpets said:
Hmm...lemme think. The Golden Gun from the flashgame: Toss the Turtle.

Go play it, you'll see what I mean.

Any gun that can make a turtle fly about 2.5 thousand ft in truly a good gun ^_^