Ninja'd on two counts. (Cricket and Holy hand grenade. Nice work with the whole phrase

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But not the third. I am both ashamed and dissapointed in everyone here. You have forgotten what is undoubtedly thhe greatest weapon of all time. A fire rate of 20 shots per second. A clip of 900 ammo. Over 5,000 damage per shot. Pure kick-ass.
The RYNO 4-Ever.
Here is the official statement:
The RYNO 4-Ever had been declared a myth by the Galactic Society of Implausible Weapon Designs. Rumors had persisted on the Holo-Web that this upgrade to the RYNO IV was theoretically possible, but the subject was so controversial that merely mentioning it made a person become grounded for six months in an intergalactic penitentiary. If you heard any information about the RYNO 4-Ever, let alone encounter the actual weapon itself, you were advised to cover your eyes and ears and loudly hum show tunes of your choice. This weapon, should it even exist, was far too dangerous, illegal and downright gameplay destabilizing to ever be used. Ever. We mean it.