I'd very calmly say that he's an asshole and needs to get out of my way before I fuck his shit up. If he continues, then I will calmly introduce my knee to his face.
So a punk is messing with you and your friends....
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Probably say nothing. I'd rather not get hospitalized or charged thanks to some hooligan. If he kept getting in my face and pulled a knife, I guess I'd take the most logical route.
Run.
Edit: As long as friends are running, too, of course. I wouldn't just leave them there.
Run.
Edit: As long as friends are running, too, of course. I wouldn't just leave them there.
KICK. HIS. ASS.
No one messes with me and my friends, especialy not some drunk asshole trying to act tough.
No one messes with me and my friends, especialy not some drunk asshole trying to act tough.
Depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood I'll tell him to fuck off and walk away BUT if I'm pissed or don't feel like dealing with him I'll cut him and hid butt-buddies down with the knife I carry with me everywhere I go in my back pocket.
I'm sorry but I have to say this....Sturmdolch said:
COWARD!!!
Just so you know, I'm only saying this because I like fighting, even if I get my ass kicked. So when you provide a logical solution to this problem, I am compelled to say something.
Again, I'm sorry about all this.
This is why am glad i live in canada. Like seriously concelled handgun jesus!. Worst you gotta worry about here is a knife and they ussualy dont want to use it. But geeze people can just walk around with a conceiled handgun! Never ever going to the states.OakTaooper said:
So lemme get this straight. If your slightly annoyned you'll possibly commit murder. Jesus i never knew the escapist was so violent. This all people do these days carrying knives? Like a fist fight will just get you beat bad but your using a fing knife that could kill somone. Man this thread is morbid.xXDeMoNiCXx said:
Lol what i learned being in some bleh areas when i was a kid was. Try to talk your way out of it. Unless there incredibly drunk or part of a gang they really dont want to cause you very damaging pain that will get you hospitilzed cause they dont want the police on them. That fails you run. That fails you fight with your fists non of these attempted murder knives.
Probably ask him what he wants. He touches me, and he finds his head in a rather uncomfortable location of my choice. If he doesn't, just walk away and laugh at how awkward the situation was.
EDIT: Possibly pulling off a ridiculous accent while I'm at it.
EDIT: Possibly pulling off a ridiculous accent while I'm at it.
Oh no worries. But I think there's a difference between bravery and stupidity.AssassinJoe said:
I would totally pay to watch that.lacktheknack said:
OT: I myself would probably tell him to 'fuck off', and if that doesn't work I'd show him just how fragile his nose is. I'm sure I can take a drunk guy.
Id ignore him
If he continued, I have a knife a murder quota (well, not a quota, But I like to solve problems.... violently.)
If he continued, I have a knife a murder quota (well, not a quota, But I like to solve problems.... violently.)
"the money that you owe me ************"
If he still is an ass i'll just laugh heartily in his face.
If he still is an ass i'll just laugh heartily in his face.
I've sort of had a situation like this on my hands. Drunken bastard looked at, then started swinging for no reason, but with my cat like reflex, I was easily able to subdue him.
OT: I'd embarass the clown in front of everybody. Drunk people are slow, and easy to out manuever, just don't stand toe-to-toe with the guy if it seems like he is physicaly stronger then you.
OT: I'd embarass the clown in front of everybody. Drunk people are slow, and easy to out manuever, just don't stand toe-to-toe with the guy if it seems like he is physicaly stronger then you.
