So an Escapist walks into a bar and...

[Zeraki]

I don't drink alcohol, can't stand the stuff. It's green tea and water for me.

 

[Daymo]

As a uni student, I'm obliged to answer with I'll drink anything that won't kill me. But my prefered drink is a proper mojitio, pre-made mojitios are just so bad after you've had one made at a bar.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I love me some Smirnoff Ice.
*cough* Uh.. I mean, beer. Manly manly beer. Heh. >.>