So apparently, 4chan is a person!

[zerragonoss]

"Who is this 4chan person? We just don't know".

Oh god, that sounds like it belongs in a South Park episode parodying news broadcasts that get their facts wrong.

I'm looking forward to when they'll tell us about that new Islamist extremist guy, Al Quaida.

Get with the times man, it's all about this Isis chick now.

Oh dear lord, the Egyptian gods have sided with the terrorist, we are all doomed, I tell you doooomed.