So bad it's the best film you've ever seen...

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Killcushley post=9.74666.843868 said:
BAD TASTE
It's the best! (If you ignore the boring start)
"I'm a Derek. And Derek's don't run!"
Written by, and starring a certain Mr. Peter Jackson..

And the best fight scene ever is Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live!" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I

Now for the bad films: Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun In Da Hood, Leprechaun in Space, Dead and Deader, Alien Blood, Monster, Anything Troma/Uwe Boll (as has been said), Plan 9/Attack of the Killer Tomatoes/Undefeatable (as well...truly dreadful), Shock Treatment (Rocky Horror 2), Hellraiser 3, Dungeons and Dragons 1 & 2 (SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS!), Streetfighter The Movie, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Manos - "The Hands of Fate", Any film with Ninja in the title, Howard The Duck, Catwoman, Battlefield; Earth, Caddyshack 2, Batman and Robin, The Avengers, I bought a Vampire Motorbike, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Any of the 'Movie' series, Hudson Hawk, Last Action Hero, Mars Attacks (Which I think beats Plan 9...Just), Speed 2, Super Mario Brothers, Titan AE, Breakdance 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Blues Brothers 2000, View to a Kill, Zardoz, Cobra, Spiceworld, Psycho (remake), Italian Job (remake), Hook, Little Nicky, Waterworld, The Postman, Elektra...

Oh and Voyage of the Damned...and you know that's a condeming coming from me. ;)
 

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I don't exactly LIKE B movies, but I like to laugh and make fun of them.

Oh, and I agree with whoever mentioned the Shark Attack movies. Go watch the Discovery Channel and you can find every piece of footage they used to craft the shark attacks. I'm not kidding. They just took footage from the Discovery Channel and edited people in.

EVERYTHING on the Sci-Fi Channel. If you want to laugh yourself into a comma at how downright terrible a movie is, just watch the Sci-Fi Channel original movies/The movies Sci-Fi Channel shows late at night. I saw this one with a T-Rex and Aztecs...The first scene I saw showed a woman getting attacked...God, I ALMOST pissed myself from laughter. She got bit and started thrashing around like she was having the world's most intense orgasm, and about three gallons of chocolate syrup...I mean blood...splashed all over the place, like someone took a bunch of balloons and filled them with syrup and started throwing them everywhere. I laughed for a solid five minutes.
 

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Point Break. Although that's almost flat out good. I haven't decided. Barring that, Roadhouse. Anything with The Swayze really.
 

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Darth Marsden post=18.74666.844241 said:
I would highly recommend the two Peter Cushing Doctor Who movies. So 60s it almost hurts.
Yeah I remember the one with the almost reasonable looking space craft chasing a 1960's Hovis style bread van.
 

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List of b movies?
C.H.U.D.
Ginger Deadman
Ginger Deaman 2: Passion of the Crust
Cracker Jack( might've been Cracker Jacker)
Monster's Gone Wild
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
100 Million BC
Diary of the Dead
Zombies Anonymous
Back Stage Pass(Not a porn)
I can go on forever because we have a friend who goes out and rents random movies and makes us watch them.
 

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Wild Zero. Japanese rock stars save the world from alien zombies. The DVD comes with a built in drinking game.

Also, anything by M. Night "What a tweest!" Shamallamadingdong after 6th Sense.
 

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It's not a B movie, but it's still so bad it's good...

Logan's Run feat. Michael York
 

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mokes310 post=18.74666.845013 said:
It's not a B movie, but it's still so bad it's good...

Logan's Run feat. Michael York
Logan's Run is NOT a bad movie! It came out the same year as Star Wars and had state of the art holographic effects! Not to mention a totally awesome story... Yes, it was still campy... but it's a fucking classic!

And Plan 9 From Outer Space isn't as bad as most people say it is. Ed Wood's passion for film making and desire to make a good film were clearly visible. His only problem was that he lacked talent...

As for truly bad movies...

People have already mentioned Troll 2, so...

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, Filthy McNasty, and every other movie Chris Seaver has ever written or directed. Lloyd Kaufman (of Troma fame) was in Mulva and, IMO, should be ASHAMED. This is a guy who makes bad movies for a living and should be ashamed for being in Mulva. That should tell you just how bad it is. Words can't describe the entire scope. I'll just try to put a few in here: racist, unfunny, poorly acted and irritating characters, poorly written, poorly directed, poor makeup, poor cinematography, poor sound direction, bad lighting, and terrible film quality.

It's not horror. It's too unfunny to be comedy. It's too bland to be campy. There's just no value to this movie. Don't even rent it out of curiosity. Your curiosity will be satisfied almost instantly, but after that you'll just feel like you're being punished for being curious.

DON'T WATCH MULVA.
 

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Versus

The movie had some budget but somehow they managed to put everything funny into it without beeing pretentious. The random factor is awsom, you get Mafia, Samurai, Zombies, CIA Agents and Ninjas figting each other in differend times (past, present and furture), everything tied into some plot nobody is ever going to understand...
 

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Leprechaun in Space.

I dare anyone to find something shittie...oh, wait The Love God just reared its ugly head...
 

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OuroborosChoked post=18.74666.845063 said:
mokes310 post=18.74666.845013 said:
It's not a B movie, but it's still so bad it's good...

Logan's Run feat. Michael York
Logan's Run is NOT a bad movie! It came out the same year as Star Wars and had state of the art holographic effects! Not to mention a totally awesome story... Yes, it was still campy... but it's a fucking classic!

And Plan 9 From Outer Space isn't as bad as most people say it is. Ed Wood's passion for film making and desire to make a good film were clearly visible. His only problem was that he lacked talent...

As for truly bad movies...

People have already mentioned Troll 2, so...

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, Filthy McNasty, and every other movie Chris Seaver has ever written or directed. Lloyd Kaufman (of Troma fame) was in Mulva and, IMO, should be ASHAMED. This is a guy who makes bad movies for a living and should be ashamed for being in Mulva. That should tell you just how bad it is. Words can't describe the entire scope. I'll just try to put a few in here: racist, unfunny, poorly acted and irritating characters, poorly written, poorly directed, poor makeup, poor cinematography, poor sound direction, bad lighting, and terrible film quality.

It's not horror. It's too unfunny to be comedy. It's too bland to be campy. There's just no value to this movie. Don't even rent it out of curiosity. Your curiosity will be satisfied almost instantly, but after that you'll just feel like you're being punished for being curious.

DON'T WATCH MULVA.
I saw Logans run BEFORE star wars! Thought (and still think to this day) it's one of the greatest scifi flicks ever! It gets +50 points just for the originality of the day! Rather than ripping tron etc it seems the creator was like 'screw it lets add cats!'
 
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OuroborosChoked post=18.74666.845063 said:
mokes310 post=18.74666.845013 said:
It's not a B movie, but it's still so bad it's good...

Logan's Run feat. Michael York
Logan's Run is NOT a bad movie! It came out the same year as Star Wars and had state of the art holographic effects! Not to mention a totally awesome story... Yes, it was still campy... but it's a fucking classic!
And it had Jenny Agutter. *swoon*
 

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Bubba HoTep
pretty much anything with Bruce "My name is NOT Ash but I'm still a god" Campbell