So Cap'n Crunch (the Character) is being retired
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Jamboxdotcom said:
From what I understand (cause the article is sorta vague when you read it all), it will include all versions or is made to sound like it.Dango said:
Things like this dont provide confidence for sure:
<quote=dailyfinance.com>Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries is tied for first on Rudd's list of the least nutritional cereals marketed to children and families. Perhaps it's time for the good Cap'n to retire from the cereal navy to avoid walking the plank.
Source: http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/media/capn-crunch-easing-into-retirement/19868402/
They can't do this! I love Cap'n Crunch! *Sob* Oh well... Looks like I am going to have to stockpile while they are still up...
Sugar is not near as bad for you as that High Fructose Corn Syrup crap they toss in EVERYTHING. Tis made from genetically modified corn (which is also used as feed for cows/pigs to fatten them up faster), then further altered to increase your appetite and get you addicted to it. Why do you think whenever you eat a Girl Scout cookie (not sure if non-US folks know what I am talking about), you find yourself eating the whole bloody sleeve?
I feel ya pain....*Cries* DAMMIT CAPN!!Kpt._Rob said:
I can only offer this as his farewell song
To the Cap'n
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We all have to be brave and go into this world without the Capn's Crunch.....It's going to be a hard journeyWolfEdge said:
This is the greatest avatar+comment combo.WolfEdge said:
OT: My parents never bought me sugary cereal, so I've never liked it.
Whoo hoo! People are taking health over diabetes-inducing childhood nostalgia!
But to be less of a dick, its sad that its going away, but my heart will always be with Frosted Flakes.
But to be less of a dick, its sad that its going away, but my heart will always be with Frosted Flakes.
you know what? FUCK PEOPLE. Captain Crunch doesn't make your tubby little bastard children fat. YOU DO. YOU, the parent who doesn't say "no". YOU, the parent that buys them every bit of junk food they ask for. YOU, the parent who doesn't say "get up off your fat little ass and play outside".
Captain Crunch CAN'T die. he CAN'T. guess what? if you think Captain Crunch is too unhealthy... BUY SOME DIFFERENT. FUCKING. CEREAL. and besides, how can a little kid eat SO MUCH Captain Crunch that it has a SERIOUS effect on their health (I'm talking enough to warrent a ban). you can get fat eating enough of ANYTHING. if I ate a burlap sack of broccoli for every meal and didn't exercise, I'd become a frigging tub. by this ass-backwards logic, all food to ever exist ever should be retired. if you eat enough, you get FAT.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU LAZY WHINING FUCKS.
EDIT: I just read that apparently they're retiring the character's ad campaign, so it isn't being ADVERTISED anymore. it will probably still be sold (it still sells well, and will continue to thanks to prizes). so as long as people keep buying it, it'll still be around. I haven't heard "crunch-a-tize me cap'n" in FOREVER, so the loss of commercials is no big deal
Captain Crunch CAN'T die. he CAN'T. guess what? if you think Captain Crunch is too unhealthy... BUY SOME DIFFERENT. FUCKING. CEREAL. and besides, how can a little kid eat SO MUCH Captain Crunch that it has a SERIOUS effect on their health (I'm talking enough to warrent a ban). you can get fat eating enough of ANYTHING. if I ate a burlap sack of broccoli for every meal and didn't exercise, I'd become a frigging tub. by this ass-backwards logic, all food to ever exist ever should be retired. if you eat enough, you get FAT.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU LAZY WHINING FUCKS.
EDIT: I just read that apparently they're retiring the character's ad campaign, so it isn't being ADVERTISED anymore. it will probably still be sold (it still sells well, and will continue to thanks to prizes). so as long as people keep buying it, it'll still be around. I haven't heard "crunch-a-tize me cap'n" in FOREVER, so the loss of commercials is no big deal
polyunsaterated fat is good for you its the kind found in nutsJohnnyallstar said:
think you mean saturated fat(coconuts,animal fat)
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!! He was a part of all our breakfastes!WolfEdge said:
No longer shall we enjoy the delicious peanut butter! No longer will we get to savor the sweet crunch berries. NO LONGER WILL WE EVER CRUNCH at our breakfast tables!!!
But I know one thing that still crunches. The hearts of millions whom the Cap'n touched through his cereal and by God he'd want us all to remain strong!!
*Hehehe mellow dramatic much?*
peanut butter crunch? I swear to God if Peanut butter crunch disapears the world will feel my wrath!!
