So Cap'n Crunch (the Character) is being retired
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I never ate captain crunch but I am sad to see it go. Those health nazis are trying to take away everything that is not healthy for you which is wrong. You shouldn't want anything taken away just because it is not healthy for you. We should not have our options narrowed down even if we are harming ourselves because we live in a free country so we should atleast be able to eat what we wish. That Jeniffer Harris woman said it was good that this cereal will no long be marketed to children. It is not the cereals fault that you eat far to much of it. It is your and if you are a child, your parents fault. The parents shouldn't try to get rid of things because they are afraid to say no to their child and that is the problem with the current generation of parents. Most of them are afraid to say no to their child or punish them for things. It is wrong to try to take stuff away from other people just from a fear of discipline. Sorry for the rant, but I had to get that out of my system.
God damn them, Cap'n was a staple of mornings at my house. And it doesn't help that the Cap'n looks sad in that picture on the link as it is.
God damn it, this seems the most adequate response here.
God damn it, this seems the most adequate response here.
Tis a noble cause indeed. Mutiny at dawn gentlemen!tjcross said:
OT: That is SO not cool! I grew up on that. Haven't had it in years, but still!
I foresee an era of Speak-Easy's where cereal is served discreetly at inflated prices. Also, I'm not that worried about the Cap't. If he's anything like Kirk, he'll just go back in time, save a pair of whales, siphon nuclear energy from his ship's namesake, then go back to the future to prevent his parents from fading away.
You... you're right... heh. Look at me, cryin' my eyes out like a some sad child who waited too long after pouring milk, and now has to suffer through bite ofter soggy bite.Madara XIII said:
Sure, Cap'n Crunch cut the roof of your mouth, and that was kind of a deal breaker, but we knew the risks. We ALL knew the risks, and the Cap'n wouldn't have asked it of us if he didn't believe... if we didn't ALL believe... in the importance and power of the Crunch(TM).
Yes... I will remain strong. Not for the Cap'n, but for what he stood for. I'll pass on his ideals, and teach the Crunch(TM) to all who would hear it's delicious call. Our crusade against sogginess is far from over. Oh no. It's only just begun!
Cap'n Crunch: Part of this balanced breakfast... motherfuckers.
*goes to store and buys 100000 boxes* NEVAH! i miss the one that only had the berries in it... what ever happened to that one? too much sugar? they have the boxes that only have the boring yellow pieces... but not the one that has only berries... /sob. at least i still have fruit loops...
Yeah, it's a habit from a song I love. Polysaturated is triglyceride. My bad, thanks for the catch.direkiller said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {my reaction shall be summed in this video}
Seriously? Crunch Berries were the most awesome things ever. I guess I'll just stick to all the Raisin Bran my brother keeps getting.
It's not actually going away. [http://adage.com/article/news/cap-n-crunch-breathes-easier-talk-demise-untrue/149318/]Paksenarrion said:
It looks like they're going to try and re-brand it so that they don't advertise it to children, but to potheads and man children. Totally not a publicity stunt though.
Real men eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch.