5 am here. I had to use the bathroom, and now my needy cat is meowing outside my door wanting her mommy. Mommy is too sleepy to play with the needy cat. Be quiet so mommy can sleep.
The above is an example of why I should never have children. When I really am a mother, I'll just tell the baby to STFU and roll over.
Also, cat, if you keep meowing, I'm tying poptarts to you along with a small rainbow banner, because that would be awesome.