So escapists... what's your porn name?

[hazabaza1]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Whoops, didn't think of that. I usually go for 'first school' or 'best friend'.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Batman Coull

Well...

 

[Blunderboy]

Snowball Dulieu.


Sadly I'm a man.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Bertie Jevons (Dog)
or
Jake Jevons (Ferret)
or
Ozzy Jevons (Ferret)
or
Sid Jevons (Ferret)

Someone pick one for me I don't know which one.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

[HEADING=2]MOVE OVER.[/HEADING]
Mine is...
Dusty Hull

I win everything.

 

[TheTJackson]

Rusty Wilson.....wow that sounds just as bad as real porn names

 

[Archon]

Rommel Foust.

(We lived in Algeria and had a pet fox. So he was Rommel the desert fox.)

 

[SomeBrianDude]

Patch Meagher. Worst porn name ever. Sounds more like a homeless jazz musician.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Mike Sretenovich.

Yeah... No.

 

[MrFalconfly]

Mine doesn't make sense.

Silencio (name of our extraordinarily quiet cat) Brandt.

Wouldn't be better if I used the road I live on (Silencio Birk).

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Cinder Drake.

I guess I'm some sort of Dovahkiin themed porn star. :|

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Bigdick Gigglefist. Did I win?

No, because either A. you cannot read OPs, or B. you have the worst first pet ever.

OT: "Seamus Smith". Not... bad... I guess?

Oh. I should start reading OPs... In that case
Baby Scotnik.
the fuck?

 

[Whoracle]

Hazel Elsinger... Weird, giving my set of chromosomes, but eh, I've heard worse...

 

[rwllay]

behold i am the magnificent Woody Williams

 

[AshtonF]

Sheldon Pontiac...

classiest one here...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Loosey Callen?

Oh my.

 

[Fijiman]

Skeeter Shaver... that just sounds wrong on so many levels.