So how would you take over the world
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Use armies of penguins that regenerate health and are my best friends.
Also, I'd force every one who can talk to play a game of Nazi zombies on kino der toten for 25 rounds with random people, at round 25, the song '115' plays until it is over when they beat that, they can leave and get on with their lives.
Also, I'd force every one who can talk to play a game of Nazi zombies on kino der toten for 25 rounds with random people, at round 25, the song '115' plays until it is over when they beat that, they can leave and get on with their lives.
Well, providing we can use absolutely any means necessary, even if they don't exist?
Become a supervillain, invade the world with horrible monstrous monstrosities, terrible amalgams of metal and flesh. The globe shall fear my tyranny and unite against me as a single people.
See, I'd kill as few people as possible, but employ multiple propaganda fronts to make it seem like I was worse than I actually am.
Basically I'd be saving the world from themselves, by forcing them to save themselves from me.
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Okay, so I read the thread incorrectly. But the gist of it is still valid.
Also space elevators.
Become a supervillain, invade the world with horrible monstrous monstrosities, terrible amalgams of metal and flesh. The globe shall fear my tyranny and unite against me as a single people.
See, I'd kill as few people as possible, but employ multiple propaganda fronts to make it seem like I was worse than I actually am.
Basically I'd be saving the world from themselves, by forcing them to save themselves from me.
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Okay, so I read the thread incorrectly. But the gist of it is still valid.
Also space elevators.
Develop essential technologies that become pervasive in their everyday use. Buy land in underdeveloped countries to exploit resources necessary to continue production. Manipulate the public availability of those resources to just slightly above 'just barely enough'.
Orchestrate shortages, to eliminate political rivals and quell (or absorb) new developments that improve or render obsolete my products.
Stand atop a big pile of money and cackle maniacally.
Orchestrate shortages, to eliminate political rivals and quell (or absorb) new developments that improve or render obsolete my products.
Stand atop a big pile of money and cackle maniacally.
-Create a virus that causes death if an antidote is not applied at most a week after ingesting
-Add said virus in large quantities to every water supply I possibly can
-Only administer antidote to those who agree to live under my new rule
-Continue applying virus, make everyone reliant on me for antidote for the rest of their lives
-Everyone is now either dead or ruled by me.
-Add said virus in large quantities to every water supply I possibly can
-Only administer antidote to those who agree to live under my new rule
-Continue applying virus, make everyone reliant on me for antidote for the rest of their lives
-Everyone is now either dead or ruled by me.
i would infect everyone with my cells and then they would have no choice but to follow me MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!
Well, i would essentially burn down everything, because things are more exciting when on fire.
And then people would worship me as the fire god.
And then people would worship me as the fire god.
Make physically perfect yet completely obedient clones of myself, and y'know progress in a natural order from there.
The natural order from there obviously being have my clones integrate themselves in different societies across the world, take up positions of influence and mate with women everywhere.
All the while, through the power of willpower, science and the fountain of youth (that I will have already found 3.792 years before I implement this plan.) I remain immortal.
I wait for my genetic line to be the dominant one, and then I fire a nuke at the moon, and then the world will bend to my will.
Then through the hypnotic power of Caribbean dance, the populace of the world bends to my will.
Also there will be laser radioactive zombie cyborg sea cows, I mean obviously there will be laser radioactive zombie cyborg sea cows, that's just take over the world 101 right there.
The natural order from there obviously being have my clones integrate themselves in different societies across the world, take up positions of influence and mate with women everywhere.
All the while, through the power of willpower, science and the fountain of youth (that I will have already found 3.792 years before I implement this plan.) I remain immortal.
I wait for my genetic line to be the dominant one, and then I fire a nuke at the moon, and then the world will bend to my will.
Then through the hypnotic power of Caribbean dance, the populace of the world bends to my will.
Also there will be laser radioactive zombie cyborg sea cows, I mean obviously there will be laser radioactive zombie cyborg sea cows, that's just take over the world 101 right there.
I'm not sure how I'd get to this point, but I'd want it to end up like 5 or so people left who can control the world (me included) Somehow manufacture a really big deal between two of the fighters while I sort of fade into the background due to not doing much. No one would know how the whole thing ended or whose in charge of the world but it'd be me, pulling strings from the side lines
Wouldn't it just be far easier to have a Death Note and photo records of all of humanity? Though, if you've never seen Death Note, then I can understand.Saladfork said:
Personally, I'd like to try my hand at genetically engineering an armada of dragons (shouldn't be too difficult; a bit of DNA from some big land and air predators, some Alligator DNA for outer appearance, the only problem would be naturally replicating fire breath, though Acid could suffice just as well). I get to rule a world, plus it's a world with Dragons. Win Win.
i thought you were using Norsefire's plan from V.Saladfork said:
well... this makes you seem like less of a dick at least. or an even bigger one. it depends on how many people cave.
OT: Plan A: stealing warehouses of freezers, getting the ice and rebuilding the North Pole, then breeding polar bears and training them to be like panserbjorn. then we ride... and take Mexico by sea. on motor-powered icebergs. with flamethrowers.
Cunnilingus.
take over the Philippines, enslave all of its residents, make fake money for every currency to devalue it, then when the world is in economic crisis. Take over the MOON!
Because who wants to rule a world in a global economic crisis?
Because who wants to rule a world in a global economic crisis?
First thing first, I have to give myself a superpowers and a catchy villain/ overlord name. Then I somehow have to build my own fortress/ base and start a hiring program to assemble my underling/ armies (this would be easy due to the recession as anyone will want the jobs).
Once those are complete I conquer the world by holding the internet at ransom, yeah my plan has got nothing to do with my superpower (unless my powers is hacking related) or my armies at all.
Once those are complete I conquer the world by holding the internet at ransom, yeah my plan has got nothing to do with my superpower (unless my powers is hacking related) or my armies at all.
