So how would you take over the world
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Are we saying that we can do it with unlimited resources, because if so:
1. Buy large fast food chain (e.g. McDonalds)
2. Inject into all the foods a small nanomite that will kill instantly with a press of a button
3. Kill one third of the population
4. Keep on killing until there is no one left to stop me
5. Build a giant robot army and take over the earth
6. BUY ALL THE BITCHES
7. Then after I am done I challenge God to a 1v1 to see who will come up victor, and when I win
I shall cast him down and take his place.
8.???????
9. PROFIT
1. Buy large fast food chain (e.g. McDonalds)
2. Inject into all the foods a small nanomite that will kill instantly with a press of a button
3. Kill one third of the population
4. Keep on killing until there is no one left to stop me
5. Build a giant robot army and take over the earth
6. BUY ALL THE BITCHES
7. Then after I am done I challenge God to a 1v1 to see who will come up victor, and when I win
I shall cast him down and take his place.
8.???????
9. PROFIT
Well,
1.) i would buy the election to the president of a global superpower.
2.) i would secretly found some criminals to perform a warcrime in my country
3.) blame some other country with great natural ressources and invade it
4.) because my country is so terribly "in danger" proclaim as many laws as possible to spy on the people that live in my and other countrys to "protect" them
5.) forbid private gun ownership, to protect my people from themselves
6.) let everyone belive there is only peace because of me and my censorship
7.) keep foodprices low and television as minddestroying as possible to make the humans as obedient and lazy as possible, so they wouldn't realise, that they are slaves
Hm.......
1.) i would buy the election to the president of a global superpower.
2.) i would secretly found some criminals to perform a warcrime in my country
3.) blame some other country with great natural ressources and invade it
4.) because my country is so terribly "in danger" proclaim as many laws as possible to spy on the people that live in my and other countrys to "protect" them
5.) forbid private gun ownership, to protect my people from themselves
6.) let everyone belive there is only peace because of me and my censorship
7.) keep foodprices low and television as minddestroying as possible to make the humans as obedient and lazy as possible, so they wouldn't realise, that they are slaves
Hm.......
drain the power from 3 goddesses.
form there, equal opportunity genocide, if i didn't like you before ascending to god hood, well
you get to burn
form there, equal opportunity genocide, if i didn't like you before ascending to god hood, well
you get to burn
I'd become a politician
World domnation seems overrated. I would want to create a world ruled only by the limits of man's imaginations...
First i would just become a rich investor, claim some seafloor, and get to work on this new place called Rapture. Would you kindly come and visit when i'm done?
World domnation seems overrated. I would want to create a world ruled only by the limits of man's imaginations...
First i would just become a rich investor, claim some seafloor, and get to work on this new place called Rapture. Would you kindly come and visit when i'm done?
I for one would first make myself a giant mech. Inside this mech there will be a living room with a fire place, a waffle dispenser and my control center. At the control center I will control the mech and my army. My army of what you say? Why wolverines of course! They'll sneak up on you looking cute and cuddly then BAM! Ferocious weasels take over the world. >
Give COD players real guns, give Skyrim players real swords and give a lottery winner with presumed racist tendencies a nuke. Then sit in my bunker and wait, while Humanity falls into disrepair. Finally, rise out of my comfortable accomodation freshly fed with tinned meals and the occasional bit of steak, and see how many minions I can recuit in the dusty waistlands.
That or claim I'm Jesus.
That or claim I'm Jesus.
I'll take over the world by making everyone realise that they're capable of living by their own rules without a larger entity that possesses only the illusion of knowledge deciding what's best.
There will be no laws.
There will be no laws.
Play all the seedy underground leaders to fight eachother, and then create a secret network of hackers to take out anonymous and any other opposition, and let me monitor anyone who disagreed with my authority via media.
Then, I, would establish a secret base at the most secret, and hidden areas of the world, and quietly sneak my way into the government of each of the world powers via spies. Then, through threats, bribery, and the potential detatchment of California, I would gain power in all the countries, and pull the strings from the sidelines.
OR
Find a way to make My Little Pony real, so that everyone, everywhere would beg me to make it stop.
Then, I, would establish a secret base at the most secret, and hidden areas of the world, and quietly sneak my way into the government of each of the world powers via spies. Then, through threats, bribery, and the potential detatchment of California, I would gain power in all the countries, and pull the strings from the sidelines.
OR
Find a way to make My Little Pony real, so that everyone, everywhere would beg me to make it stop.
Y'know, the old fashioned way. Hijack a nuclear missile and hold the world hostage.
Failing that, free T-shirts.
Failing that, free T-shirts.
Best conceivable way to establish and secure a dominion on the planet would be to reduce the global population to a few thousands.
Eliminate all forms of communications and foment a unified culture.
Now that I think about it, pretty much what Caesar was doing in Fallout NV
Eliminate all forms of communications and foment a unified culture.
Now that I think about it, pretty much what Caesar was doing in Fallout NV
1) *~*
2) add_money 40000
3) *enter*
4) *up arrow*
5) *enter*
6) repeat 4+5 indefinitely
7) BRIBE ALL THE THINGS!
8) Rule the world.
2) add_money 40000
3) *enter*
4) *up arrow*
5) *enter*
6) repeat 4+5 indefinitely
7) BRIBE ALL THE THINGS!
8) Rule the world.