So I came across some money...

[Teh Jammah]

I'm pretty sure I'd have to follow Red Fang's example as shown...


Here. Truly a thing of awesomeness.

 

[The Thinker]

He could always buy 1620 $1 hooker bots.

Or just one $1620 hooker bot. The options are pretty open.

Or 10 $162 bots. Whatever.

1. Buy as much cardboard, nerf guns, PVC piping, and duct tape as I could buy with that money.
2. Build giant fort/nerf battlefield.
3. Invite friends over
4. ...
5. Profit!

Aw yeah! I'm there.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Buy two Forgeworld models.

Or alternatively, four Games Workshop models.

 

[Carrotslayer]

Withdraw it entirely in pennies and just swim around in it. It's gotta be fun if cartoons do it all the time!

Don't try that at home, kids. Baaaaaaaad idea...

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Amass the world's largest collection of video game paraphernalia. Screw hookers (pun intended).

 

[RustlessPotato]

Make whatever you can afford of you into a cyborg.

my captcha was "take a look". As in "take a look at that awesome cyborg guy !", which is what people will say. Also buy a cornetto.

 

[soren7550]

Waste it all by giving it to your new best friend Soren!

1. Buy as much cardboard, nerf guns, PVC piping, and duct tape as I could buy with that money.
2. Build giant fort/nerf battlefield.
3. Invite friends over
4. ...
5. Profit!

Pfft, all you need for that sort of fun is balls of paper (and lots of it) and plastic bags. That's how me and my brother's did it back in the day.

 

[Harkonnen64]

1600$ worth of porn? This has to be the worst idea ever!

It's not THAT I'm spending $1620 on porn, it's that I'm spending $1620 on porn as part of a convoluted scheme to get laid.

Buy large outdoor inflatable pool.

Spend rest on Newcastle Brown Ale.

Fill pool up with Ale.

Dive in and drink until I drown a happy man.

Digging your style bro, but I can't buy alcohol for another year! Also, what happens if I pee in the pool...

Step 7: Find out shes a rather promiscuous young lady who likes porn and watch her turn the meet up into a massive orgy while you sit at the back of the room sighing.

Trust me, I have been there.

Seriously though, buy 1620 dollars worth of cornettos. Cornettos are always awesome. Can you think of a single situation in life where you would turn down a cornetto? Of course you cant. Buy them.

Bumming me out here, man... also, why are you at an orgy? Also also, I don't have that much room in my fridge for ice cream. Unless I bought another fridge. And I could...

 

[Harkonnen64]

1. Buy as much cardboard, nerf guns, PVC piping, and duct tape as I could buy with that money.
2. Build giant fort/nerf battlefield.
3. Invite friends over
4. ...
5. Profit!

Yes, oh so very much yes.

When I was going to a university (before being grade-hammered to a community college) I was originally going to be a part of the honor's house. Then the aforementioned grades kicked in and I wasn't invited. So I hatched a scheme to put up a fort with a banner reading [FORT AWESOME (no honor students allowed)] in front of their house in the middle of the night so I could take pot shots at them as they passed by throughout the day.

I may yet see my dream realized...

 

[Quaxar]

1600$ worth of porn? This has to be the worst idea ever!

It's not THAT I'm spending $1620 on porn, it's that I'm spending $1620 on porn as part of a convoluted scheme to get laid.

However you put it, at the end you're still the guy with the 80$ gay midget scat action collectors edition.
For 1620$, if you want to get laid, you could probably rent the world's best escort lady. Or invest it in an experimental way to recreate the three-breasted Martian hooker from Total Recall...

 

[ExileNZ]

Isn't it obvious? Do a Charlie Sheen!

Get as many hookers and as much cocaine as $1620 will buy (I'm not familiar with either area, so no comment) and throw the craziest drug infused sex party of your life!

From what I've heard from people who do both, $1620 won't get you that much of either. At least not if you're trying to provide for a party.

 

[Macgyvercas]

So I now have $1,620 to do whatever with? Hellooooooo, cardboard crack! My Faeries decks will be complete!

 

[repeating integers]

Withdraw it all in 1c coins, then use a truck to dump it all in a nearby fountain people like to throw coins in.

 

[Harkonnen64]

thats just. what?

why dont dont you withdraw your money in 1 dollar bills and make yourself a money suit and walk into a strip club?

You know something's gone horribly right when someone posts that Billy Madison video.

Also, BEST IDEA EVER. Congratulations, I award you one internet and a cookie.