So, I guess my school is bad now...

[dex-dex]

Fight Club is something we'd talk about doing at my High School, but we never actually did it.

your not suppose to talk about fight club that is the first rule!

on topic:
at my college the most extreme thing to happen is the belief that a student had a gun
it was a tripod in a case. (did i also say that it is an arts college?) worst afternoon ever!

but in high school we never had anything extreme other than a student getting into a car crash and he died

 

[dex-dex]

My school had a "fight club", drug gangs, gang fights, gang shootings, teen pregnancies and a bake sale. Outrage sucks.

NOT A BAKE SALE! :O
the cookies are laced with arsenic!
that is the worst thing to hit a school. Offering baked good for money?

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Nothing bad ever really happened at my school. Some smoking, some drugs, one girl died in the last year and a year 8 boy committed suicide but that's about it.

 

[the_tramp]

When I was at school a kid picked up a chair and smacked another kid around the head with the leg part, one of the legs struck his face about 2cm away from his eye. Otherwise it would've blinded him in that eye. The kid didn't even get suspended, just got put in anger management...

Then there was this time a science teacher got bored with the crappy quantities of chemicals that you're allowed to mix in class so he put in about 10 times as much which caused an explosion you could hear half way across the school. He got in a little bit of trouble for that.

 

[Nomz]

My school is nothing like that! Although I found out today that my English teacher is having an affair with one of the cleaners...Who is the father of someone in her form. The girl's parents are still married. The teacher was suspended last week. Ooops

 

[traineesword]

teen pregnancies

happen in most schools. maybe not as much in your school, and in mine, certainly a lot of other stuff you mentioned doesn't go on.

My old school had some kid die over a weekend.(walked on the railroad)

do you mean that Natasha girl? she was saving her pet dog and succeded, just didn't get off in time herself. bless her

 

[thenumberthirteen]

We had one of those in Middle School. It wasn't Mortal Kombat, but it was just a bit of fun. No one got hurt.

 

[Sennz0r]

We're in middle England

For those of you who don't know what that means...try to imagine really well-to-do middle class kids TRYING to act like they're gang members. A bit of smoking (off-grounds on the way to and from school)and a bit of normal bullying

There's this one girl, though, called Rio (not afraid to name her, she's probably too thick to turn on the magic computer-box). She's in year eight, she's as tall as most Sixth Formers, she has a moustache and a SERIOUS attitude problem. She once dashed the brains of another (younger) girl against the floor (an ambulence was called) and she regularly picks fights with everyone. EVERYONE. Teachers, younger kids, older kids, ANYONE AND EVERYONE

My only consolation in having to be NEAR her at any point is that she is fated to die a violent, miserable death in some dumpster in a godforsaken corner of London...and noone will ever find out.

Failure, followed by abandonment and ultimatly criminal charges and murder. That is her life, laid out before her

Judging by the moustache thing she probably has a hormone problem. And she's a dick.

Nothing much went on at my highschool. Although first year of uni this year some guy got drunk and climbed up the town library, fell off and died. That's about all I got.

 

[oktalist]

Allowed a girl to be hospitalized by a boy at a school bad mitten meet

Most unfortunate eggcorn

But yeah, that does suck.

 

[GothmogII]

Hmm...back when I was in school a friend of mine put glue on the door of an english teacher's classroom. Now, no-one turned him in, and he's otherwise not and wasn't a bad person, but it was still a pretty awful thing to do as the teacher in question was one of those old kindly types whom you can't help but be reminded of your grandmother by. Looking back on it now, I wish I'd had the guts to stop it, she ended up with her skin torn a bit, nothing serious, but still.

 

[Indiscrimi]

My school had a fight club too, more recently students had been posting the fights online but they were removed.

The strangest thing to happen at my school though, was when a student mentioned he had a foot fetish and his words got twisted around so many times that the schoolboard suspended him on the grounds that he threatened to commit "Racial Genocide"... I'm still unsure how that happened.

Wow. That's just...
How the hell does something like that get THAT twisted?

At my school a cop came and in and interrogated me because someone said I had a gun.

What happened was, I was assaulted by another student (I had to get stitches on the side of my face). A friend of mine saw it but was afraid to testify in case the #sshole came after him, so I told him I'd watch his back. Somehow "I'll watch your back" got turned into "I have a gun"....

School sucks. I'm glad I'm not there anymore.

 

[William Dickbringer]

looks like someone broke rules 1&2 of fight club

my school has one those and some fame from a kid getting a bj on a bus

 

[Tucker154]

Hmm,lets see.I wonder why my school has a armed guard at our school...

 

[Ironic Pirate]

My school had a fight club too, more recently students had been posting the fights online but they were removed.

The strangest thing to happen at my school though, was when a student mentioned he had a foot fetish and his words got twisted around so many times that the schoolboard suspended him on the grounds that he threatened to commit "Racial Genocide"... I'm still unsure how that happened.

Maybe, he said that Jay Leno had a foot fetish, and that reminded someone of a Jay Leno joke about Rwanda?

My school is pretty calm, the biggest thing was back in fifth grade when some ************ kept missing the toilet when he pissed and got the seats/walls all wet.

EDIT: Well, people have brought weed in, actually.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I would love a fight club in my school..

 

[Marter]

My school is just fine, we haven't had any problems like this.

 

[hyperhammy]

You think your schools are badass?! At my school they don't sell food with sugar or fat.

 

[The Austin]

As most of you probably never heard about, my school KPHS has been the topic of national news.
If you are in America and watch ABC news regularly, you'll know that my school has an alleged "fight club" following behind the school. Everybody knew about it and a lot of people (myself included) enjoyed spectating.
There's no link, but you can find it on the ABC news database.
So, has this (or anything similar) happened to others on the Escapist?

What, what? A school in my district has a Fight Club, and we don't get in trouble for it, why did you guys?

I'm not sure what that had to do with anything, but I think my point was that children dying is hilarious and should happen more often.

Yea, people dying is real fucking funny. Jackass.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Seeing how I live in a getho, things are not really that bad. Never been offered drug, can only name about 5 fights in all my schools, things are pretty good.