So I had a nice WTF moment today.

[DeimosMasque]

Actually a few days ago I had something similar to me. My ex-girlfriend from over ten years ago, who I haven't seen since I started dating my fiance nine years ago suddenly texted me.

Thing is, I didn't have her current number for obvious reasons (and she didn't have a cellphone back then) and the text says "I hope this number is still right, is this (real name redacted)?"

I responded yes and asked who it was. When she told me I just casually responded "So what's up?"

And then she goes on this huge set of texts that basically telling me she made a mistake breaking up and cheating on me and that she was coming back to town and wanted to do some very explicit things to me and get back together. I told her I was still with my current fiance who she had met once and she suddenly called me a "Fucking Dickless Asshole."

Weird!

 

[DSK-]

I recieved a text message fairly late at night one time from a girl I had met and talked to for a time at a clothes shop counter. She said I'd get a discount if I had a store card, so I filled it all in. The text was something along the lines of:

"I know this is kind of against the law and I really shouldn't be doing this...but I'm the girl from [insert shop here]. I was lying about the fact I have a boyfriend. Would you like to go out sometime?"

Honestly I thought it was a prank, and made some really stupid replies lol, one of them having something like "Is that you, Steve? Alright then, prove it. What were you wearing?" but it might have sounded kinda pervy or something. Anyway, I didn't get a reply.

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

2. I was on OKCupid (yeah, yeah, whatever). A girl sent me a message simply saying 'Sup?' It was tuesday at like, 9:30 PM, so I responded "Oh nothing really, just sitting around and whatnot. How about you?" Her response "You sound boring. That gave me nothing to work with. How big is your cock?" Whoa! That escalated quickly! I responded saying I have never measured and that I wasn't terribly comfortable sending a picture of my penis to someone I had literally no idea who she was. She asked me what I needed to know for me to send her a picture. I thought about it and realized I didn't have any specific criteria for that situation and said that I didn't think I was going to. Then she got mean, called me an idiot, and stopped responding. It was a bizarre role reversal. Everything I see online about OKCupid is dudes asking girls for nudes and getting pissed and resorting to name calling when they don't oblige.

I have found that women have a much more severe 'bad streak' when it comes to this sort of thing. A few years ago I threw up a profile and a few days later I had a girl message me; some praise worthy remarks. I could tell she was a bit of an attention whore from the get go, and quite immature. She get's flirty right away and I'm not too receptive to her all things considered. She then pesters me several times a day and starts bitching about how I never respond (busy guy with a life, who would have thought?). I put up with maybe a day or two of it and I tell her off. She then bitches about how she wanted to fuck my brains out and I missed out on a great opportunity. I laugh and wish her the best of luck. A few days pass and she messages back all apologetic, citing hormones or some strange shit like that. She asks to make up for her behavior by taking me out. When I finally agree (I'm all for second chances), she then asks for a picture of what she's going to "get". At least I can cross 'crazy' off my list.

More recently, had an old friend call me up out of the blue to get together. We hang out, shoot some pool, etc. At the end of the night explains she's going to be looking for a guy to have a loving long term relationship with but while she looks wants to have fun with me.

The WTF moment for me is when this became so common I was no longer surprised when it came up. And this isn't bragging; this is bitching. It's fucking irritating! I completely understand why a lot of women ***** about men only wanting one thing! I am more than a penis with legs! God damn!

 

[farscythe]

Snippety snippenstuffs.

on
welp roll with it if you want to

but yes ot

a few years ago i was working at a tire warehouse with another guy and we got on well.. good fun working with him and all and he used to give me rides home on rainy days.
so yea one day about halfway home he stopped in a little lay by and asked me if id ever concider getting head of another guy. so yeah told him no (in nice terms) (oddly enough ive had more guys assume im either gay or at least bi curious..just becuase im dutch .. living in the uk at the time tho..yay stereotypes)

he quit the job the day after and has since made it a point to ignore me if i do see him..shame really as i enjoyed his company and honestly couldnt care less wich way he swings .

(can understand his reasons tho as im pretty sure i was his coming out of the cupboard)

 

[Panthera]

I don't really have any good WTF moments along these lines but I did provide one to a (non-Jewish) friend of mine once when I (slightly drunkenly) woke him up at 1am by texting "are you a rabbi" to him.

He was ticked off but in my defense, who has their ringer on when they sleep? You should know I might ask if you're a religious leader, or...something <_<

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

There was a girl I dated years ago (2004) for a week while I was on leave before deploying to Iraq. We kinda kept in touch but even that fell apart over the years. In 2011, I happened to be between semesters in college when I just happened to look her up on facebook and struck up a conversation. Turns out, in spite of both of us moving a half dozen times or more and a separation of 7 years, she shockingly lived in the same city as me.

We went out for lunch to catch up and one thing led to another. Now we're getting married. At the time, it seemed incredibly surreal as she was definitely one of those people that totally and completely got away. Life has a funny way about sucker punching you with the unexpected.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Well today I was meaning to text "Show me your tits *****" to a group chat with some buddies. It's an inside joke of ours from a picture we found over the internet (too long to explain), and I accidentally sent it to my cousin instead and I didn't realize until I got a reply back of her freaking the fuck out. Luckily I was able to explain the situation to her before she went and told the whole family. Extremely embarassing.

So I'm sure she had a WTF moment more than I did hah

....Now this begs the question, just what would you have done had she shown you her tits?

 

[DugMachine]

Well today I was meaning to text "Show me your tits *****" to a group chat with some buddies. It's an inside joke of ours from a picture we found over the internet (too long to explain), and I accidentally sent it to my cousin instead and I didn't realize until I got a reply back of her freaking the fuck out. Luckily I was able to explain the situation to her before she went and told the whole family. Extremely embarassing.

So I'm sure she had a WTF moment more than I did hah

....Now this begs the question, just what would you have done had she shown you her tits?

Throw my phone into the ocean and gouge my eyes out. *shudder*

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

All the comments seem to be running with the 'crazy people looking for sex' theme, so I'll run with that.

I was at a rave last year (the proper kind with trance, UV paint and chemical assistance) and I was separated from my group, so I decided to go to the bar to get some water. Usually everyone's all friendly and loved up at these things, so me and a bloke at the bar struck up a conversation. Fairly quickly he started coming on to me (not a situation I'm all that familiar with), so I panicked and sort of fumbled out that I didn't swing that way, but thought he was a top chap. He then got really, really, angry with me. It might have been the state I was in but jesus... he was furious, called me 'a absolute cunting son of a whore' (I had to sort of appreciate the swearwork there) and stormed off. A bunch of people in sheep onesies consoled me and gave me a hug- it was the fluffiest hug ever, but it was so unbearably hot, sweaty and uncomfortable I had to stop them quite quickly.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Well today I was meaning to text "Show me your tits *****" to a group chat with some buddies. It's an inside joke of ours from a picture we found over the internet (too long to explain), and I accidentally sent it to my cousin instead and I didn't realize until I got a reply back of her freaking the fuck out. Luckily I was able to explain the situation to her before she went and told the whole family. Extremely embarassing.

So I'm sure she had a WTF moment more than I did hah

....Now this begs the question, just what would you have done had she shown you her tits?

Throw my phone into the ocean and gouge my eyes out. *shudder*

this whole scenario sounds like it would make a great parody of those lifetime television movies from the late 90s. Someone should write that...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Do drunk one night stands count?

Well today I was meaning to text "Show me your tits *****" to a group chat with some buddies. It's an inside joke of ours from a picture we found over the internet (too long to explain), and I accidentally sent it to my cousin instead and I didn't realize until I got a reply back of her freaking the fuck out. Luckily I was able to explain the situation to her before she went and told the whole family. Extremely embarassing.

So I'm sure she had a WTF moment more than I did hah

....Now this begs the question, just what would you have done had she shown you her tits?

Throw my phone into the ocean and gouge my eyes out. *shudder*

this whole scenario sounds like it would make a great parody of those lifetime television movies from the late 90s. Someone should write that...

If I wrote it it would take a turn for the better ;D

 

[Nouw]

Well my WTF moment today was a guy randomly walking into my cafe with a cigarette in his hand asking for a lighter. He seemed pretty desperate about it <.>.

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That's a wonderful story you shared. Congratulations good sir and I wish you more happiness in the future ^_^.

 

[JagermanXcell]

Funny, one happened to me today. I was at the theater with my friends to go see Pacific Rim, on the side is a line of people waiting to see Grown Ups 2 (gross). Meanwhile as I'm going into the theater I hear a group of young girls in that very line around my age talking crap about the movie I'm seeing, I turn around for a small glance (My thoughts at the time were: How dare they!!!) and one of them was POINTING DIRECTLY AT ME. "Well thats... very rude" I thought... then I literally had an awkward stare down with the girl who had a very... seductive face (she was cute ok... >_>), my friend is smirking on the side from noticing, I wave a stupid hello gesture, and suddenly her entire group of friends start giggling.

So we just go on our mary way smiling off, confused, laughing.

WTF... was I just hit on? Or insulted for liking Mechas?

 

[FPLOON]

I don't get any WTF moments in life

I hear ya, dude! My life is too balanced in neutrality to have any WTF moments... (Although I seem to create WTF moments with those that hang out with me... *shrugs shoulders*)



OT: Wow... That's pretty weird... It reminds me when my best friend was dating one of our friends in high school... Apparently, the story was that she asked him out (basically on on a whim), and that's how they started dating...


The closest I had to a WTF moment was about a few years ago... I found out that this one girl that moved away from my area (a year prior to me figuring this out) had a huge crush on me for 5 years... Apparently, she didn't start developing this crush on me until after she saw me in a short play where I played a women with a split personality... And it wasn't the costume that I was wearing that started the crush, but how my acting reminded her of herself that started her crush on me... (Despite she currently has a boyfriend right now, she still sends me e-mails reminding me that she still has that same crush on me...)

Now that think about it, any moment that could be considered a WTF moment for me... I take it as a normality... It sometimes confuses those I meet, which then leads to their WTF moment that usually traces back to something I said or did during this WTF situation...

 

[Dirge Eterna]

I had one in Vegas unsurprisingly. My wife and I were there right after the Wynn hotel had opened. They sell themselves as a high end resort, they have a Rolex and Cartier store there they even have a Ferrari dealership in the hotel. So we had just entered and my wife was playing a slot machine, I wandered off and was watching a Texas Hold-em table. Guy beside me offers me a fake gold necklace and then when I say no he pulls out a bottle that he says have Oxycontins in it. I was like dude really? 1. I don't take drugs unless I get them from a pharmacy and 2. I really wouldn't buy some stuff like that off a guy on the street. I went to a security guy and told him what happened and they chased the guy out of the hotel, but it was still really weird. We have been to a lot of the casinos including the ones on Fremont st. and I have never been offered gold or drugs before. A few ladies of the evening propositioning me yes but that's pretty common.

A different trip we were on Fremont St. with some other friends, there is a strip club there called Glitter Gultch. We had always wanted to go to a strip club in Vegas and it was only $5 to get in so we figured why not as the ladies outside werent bad looking, not great but not bad. We go in and my wife goes to the bathroom after we had pulled up to a table and got some drinks. As soon as she is gone a skanky nasty drunk Russian girl comes over and wants me to go in the back for a lapdance. Her breath was so kicking that I was like if I tip you will you go away? lol. We left soon after when we discovered that the 2 ok looking women out front were the best of the lot in the club. And this was on a Friday night so it wasn't like there was a shortage of customers for a strip club.

 

[kyuzo3567]

Friendzone her!
Then she'll probably just want you more :/

I know this doesn't have any relevance but I wanted to quote yo and say your avatar is awesome

Thanks :3
Inuyasha is just awesome, 21 years old and still love it :/

CAPTCHA: live your dream
...I had an erotic dream last night so this is awkward..

I still have every episode on my computer to rewatch, including Final Act which most people don't know about... and if Captcha says live your erotic dream you get your ass out there and live it!!!

 

[VincentX3]

Friendzone her!
Then she'll probably just want you more :/

I know this doesn't have any relevance but I wanted to quote yo and say your avatar is awesome

Thanks :3
Inuyasha is just awesome, 21 years old and still love it :/

CAPTCHA: live your dream
...I had an erotic dream last night so this is awkward..

I still have every episode on my computer to rewatch, including Final Act which most people don't know about... and if Captcha says live your erotic dream you get your ass out there and live it!!!

Well watch it then! D:
Final ACT is so dam good, sad but at least it's the real ending :/

Also captcha is done and done already xD

 

[rasputin0009]

So let me set the scene... I was sitting at work texting an old friend from high school, having just your normal everyday conversation, hows life & all that stuff, when suddenly this is the text she sends me.

"It's time for a change I need to be with a good man, if you want a chance with me then I need to know if you'll treat me right".........

Uh ok... You're talking to me right?

Blew my mind, I'm still not sure exactly what led up to this. I don't think I've ever had anyone ask me out like this. We were talking about meeting somewhere to catch up, it's been years since I last saw her, but no mention of dating ever came up. WTF?

I'm still stupified. Anyway anyone else have any odd stuff like this happen? Or questions, comments, condemnations or condolences.

Fuck her. Then see what happens. I wouldn't call this odd. I'd call it "Lady friend wants to bone. We should bone in the near future. "

Sorry if this comes off as abrupt (wrong word, I know), but I'm a little intoxicated going to work today. Had a solid 3 hours sleep. At least I'm supervising today. 100 million dollar project, though.