So I just drank 2 litres of chocolate milk...

[Xylis]

...and proceeded to vomit half of it up. Then I continue drinking my delicious chocolate milk.

My question to you, dear escapist, is have you ever, while knowing the consequences, done something extremely stupid? (What is it?)

 

[Dango]

I used to be the extremely lazy type and never ever do my homework, even though I knew I really should have.

 

[TeeBs]

I bought stock in circuit city!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Thats great? do you want a cookie?

anyway, yes. I once worked in a gas station (i was fired, but not for this) and i stuck my head under the ICEE machine and drink straight from it. Right up until I puked purple (cherry/blue rasberry) all over the floor. And that was a good 30 ounces later before going right back too it.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

As much as I like chocolate milk, I made the mistake of glancing at the label and finding out a single 1 litre bottle is half my calorie intake for the day, that's so unfair!

I mean, I don't really watch my calories that much, but I can't justify half a day's intake on what's going to last me about 10 seconds.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Attempted to eat a spoonful of cinnamon.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

I bought stock in circuit city!

Well its seemed like a good decision at the time...

OT: Yeah, to lazy to do homework. :/

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I ate a cookie that had sat on the ground for a week.

 

[ninjaman 420]

I threw a grappling hook as hard as I could one time without realising I was standing on the rope. It went 5 feet and came right back at my face. it was my face or my hand so I put my hands up to protect myself and I got a hook almost all the way threw the hand. still got a neat-o scar.

 

[Xylis]

That sounds awful.

As for stupid stories, I've done something similar, but with vodka, and my blackout causes me to not remember exactly how much I drank. I wouldn't have had so much without the drunkenness of some of it affecting my decision to stop when I've had enough. Why did you keep drinking the chocolate milk? Were you so drunk/high that you had some sort of chocolate milk specific munchies?

Its one of the non-thinking automatic responses, such as putting out your arm to break a fall. Vomit, feel bad, drink more milk.

 

[Padwolf]

I sadly did the same thing with chocolate milk, I sadly did it again the next day, but I have now learned my lesson about drinking too much chocolate milk

 

[Argtee]

Man, I wish I had some chocolate milk...

Anyways: I drank some milk that was a couple days past is expiration date.
I really shouldn't have...

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I threw a grappling hook as hard as I could one time without realising I was standing on the rope. It went 5 feet and came right back at my face. it was my face or my hand so I put my hands up to protect myself and I got a hook almost all the way threw the hand. still got a neat-o scar.

I think this can be condensed into,"I bought a grappling hook." that sentence alone just brings up scenarios of misfortune. Also where did you get one?

Anyway instead of satiating my plans to become Batman i'll get back on topic. You see In Chicago we have a large elevated train track. It goes over electrified rails and can be fairly high up at points. Now I thought it would be fun to climb in between the two cars, ( it works like this [door] [open space, only thing there is the two ends of the cars which are not connected of course, and two sets of chains.] [door]) and as I sped along the wind in my hair ... it hit a turn. So let's go over the ways I could've died. Also the door jammed. And I screamed for my friends to open the door while I gripped onto the two safety bars for dear life.

 

[ImprovizoR]

...and proceeded to vomit half of it up. Then I continue drinking my delicious chocolate milk.

My question to you, dear escapist, is have you ever, while knowing the consequences, done something extremely stupid? (What is it?)

I once touched electrical wiring knowing what would happen. I wanted to see how strong the shock would be. It was actually kind of pleasant, but not at first. Now I know how it feels like so I'm prepared for any future shocks.

Now where's that rifle...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I once ate a 5-day old barbecued chicken wing... Turns out I have a stomach made of iron, 'cause nothing happened! =D

OT: I do stupid things all the time, I cba to keep track of all of them. It'd be like writing out the bible on a daily basis, just 'cause.

 

[SnipErlite]

Man, I wish I had some chocolate milk...

Anyways: I drank some milk that was a couple days past is expiration date.
I really shouldn't have...

Old milk is....fucking horrible. But this quote is more to say that you have an awesome avatar. Pretty swish.


OT: Nothing too horrifically stupid. I'm too sensible =/

 

[smearyllama]

Ughhhh... I could never drink that much milk. Never.

OT: I decided this song would be a good idea to listen to...


Now whenever I feel the urge to disco I have to wear headphones as to not scar the ears of those around me.

I also once decided to clip a flag football flag to my ear in PE. I'm an idiot. Then I did it again. Yup. Still an idiot!