So I just found a Horker in Windhelm

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Jack Rascal

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I haven't had that many bugs but one is memorable. I enraged some giants outside Whiterun and didn't feel like fighting them all on my own. I lured them to the tower where you fight your first dragon to get some help from the guards. My character was mainly sneaky-stabby and I ran to the tower to shoot some arrows (instead of being the main target). I watched from the tower as one giant hit a guard and he went flying. That's nothing unusual, it happened to me too, but in this case the giant knocked the clothes off the guard. He landed a moment later wearing nothing but his loin cloth.

King of Asgaard said:
Any time I enter water, the game crashes.
Are you on PS3?
 

Jack Rascal

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King of Asgaard said:
Jack Rascal said:
King of Asgaard said:
Jack Rascal said:
King of Asgaard said:
Any time I enter water, the game crashes.
Are you on PS3?
How did you guess?
Had that bug too...

Uninstall the last patch and let the game install it again. The bug is then fixed, you may swim again :)
Thanks for the heads up, buddy!
No problem, that bug was a pain in the arse!

If uninstalling the last patch only doesn't work, you have to uninstall the game file as well (not your saves). One of the other works.
 

Ruedyn

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In my game there's a naked Skjor. He doesn't talk or anything he just sits around drinking, not wearing clothes. This is FAR after the Companions questline was finished by the way. I think I'm being haunted o_o
 

Launcelot111

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Paarthurnax insisted on flying backwards in circles whilst in conversation with me (like in the conversation menu, not just some scripted speech). My favorite part of the ordeal was that I could barely hear his voice because he was a couple hundred feet above my head.
 

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I think my favorite was walking into High Hrothgar for the first time and then as the greybeards come in from all directions Master Wulfgar happens to be walking upside down on the ceiling. Master Wulfgar - just to cool for stairs
 
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There's a fellow named Louis Letrush in Riften. At some point after finishing the quest he gives you, there will be a random event in which you will see a mercenary kill him dead. I have seen that random event at least four times now. That's not the end of it, he now hangs around in front of the Whiterun stables, occasionally there'll be two of him. One time both of him just started attacking me. I don't know how many times i've tried to put his soul to rest via The Bloody Big Hammer, he just keeps coming back.

One time I was riding my horse away on the road north of Whiterun and was met by an angry man wearing Stormcloack armour (he definitely wasn't a soldier) who spawned dead, naked Imperials.

I'm sure I have many other whimsical tales, but I can't remember any of them right now. May edit some in if I remember them and they're good enough.
 

White Lightning

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I once shouted someone into a boulder... I mean the guy literally just dissappeared INTO the boulder.

Another time as I was leaving the Drunken Huntsman Eurland? Earlund? The Companions blacksmith went beserk and killed Nazeem, Amren, and Nazeems wife. He just... He just ran at them with a glorious battle cry, cut them down, sheathed his sword and walked away. No one cared either, the guards acted like nothing happened.

One of the more annoying ones I've gotten is the guard who finds the dead body in windhelm isn't there so I can't start that quest, and during the Forsworn Conspiracy quest the guy in the temple who arrests you just said "You should join the Legion" and walked away. Couldn't finish that quest either.
 

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White Lightning said:
During the Forsworn Conspiracy quest the guy in the temple who arrests you just said "You should join the Legion" and walked away. Couldn't finish that quest either.
I made the mistake of having bounty when I tried to to finish that quest, so he just said 'Wait... I know you' and walked off. That quest is bugged to hell, I've never managed to complete it.
I'm one of those people who never gets the really funny glitches, only the game breaking ones. Actually, I get few enough of those- my copy of skyrim works just fine normally.
 

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Secret world leader (shhh) said:
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One time I was riding my horse away on the road north of Whiterun and was met by an angry man wearing Stormcloack armour (he definitely wasn't a soldier) who spawned dead, naked Imperials.
i don't think that's a glitch. i think that just were bandits who had killed the imperials and shared out their armor. i had it on ce on the road in the north-west

i once had a glitch were the first dragon died but i didn't absorb it's soul. the dark elf still did her 'you're the dragonborn' talk and everybody behaved like i was, but couldn't use the voice. it wasn't really a problem until i came to the dungeon where you need to use sprint to rush through the doors before they close
 

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Whenever I go to Whiterun and pass Pelagius farm there's a giant that was killed by the Companions, I helped them kill it when I first came to Whiterun back when I was still a level one character. His corpse just floats into the sky. Every month or so the corpse respawns and then sedately floats into the heavens. I keep thinking he's trying to return to some mystical, Laputa style floating island but keeps getting rejected.

I also find that certain dungeons and caves just won't let me enter at all if I have a companion with me. They just spit me out as if to say "nope, not gonna happen, sissy boy. Come back when you grow some balls and can go solo". Ridiculous thing is, most of them have next to nothing in them. Like, maybe a troll, or some wolves. Ingol barrow also does this, but all that was in there was some weird ghost Draugr (who was super tough btw) and these weird balls of light. Supposedly they're "sea ghosts" or something *shrugs*

There's also a mountain pass that's just south of these big Dwarven ruins, spawns some really weird battles whenever I go there. Like bandits attacking giants and mammoths with sabre cats mixed in. It seems to me that it spawns several "randomn encounters" in one go, everytime I go there. I mean, I can ride away down the road and come back a minute later and the battle just seems to grow larger and more randomn. Got a ton of loot after they died down, actually earned me quite a bit of gold. Thank the Gods I have a horse to carry my fat overencumbered ass XDD
 

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SOMEHOW a giant's camp (mammoth, giant, and dragon) that I had recently KILLED ALL THE THINGS fast traveled with me into Dawnstar.

o_O
 

Karelwolfpup

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Tanis said:
SOMEHOW a giant's camp (mammoth, giant, and dragon) that I had recently KILLED ALL THE THINGS fast traveled with me into Dawnstar.

o_O
must have been a hell of an effort dragging them with you, then really awkward when they came back to life XDD
 

Loaeon

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This isn't a gamebreaker, but after I finished the dark brotherhood quest in the giant glass pane of the main room of the new hideout three mercenaries wanted to kill me but the glass prevented them from moving to hit me good thing I summoned Lucien to take care of them because he is able to be summoned behind there.
See that glass pane back there with the symbol they spawned behind that oh PS3 you so silly.
 
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talker said:
Secret world leader (shhh) said:
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One time I was riding my horse away on the road north of Whiterun and was met by an angry man wearing Stormcloack armour (he definitely wasn't a soldier) who spawned dead, naked Imperials.
i don't think that's a glitch. i think that just were bandits who had killed the imperials and shared out their armor. i had it on ce on the road in the north-west
I know what event you mean, but it wasn't that. No, the guy just stood and stared at me while naked corpses appeared out of thin air.
 

bauke67

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I've had an Imperial soldier flying about on his magical horse in completely nonsensical patterns, somewhere in the wilderness west of Dawnguard I think, that was pretty funny.

And another time, passing along Azura's shrine a dead horse just fell out of the sky onto the rocks right next to me. It happened again several times in slightly different places when I walked around there some more.

That's about all the funny ones, though. The others have caused me to be unable to finish the Dark Brotherhood questline one three separate characters.
 

Girl With One Eye

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TheDrunkNinja said:
"Hum-ba-dum-ba-dum! What a beautiful day in Whiterun! Time to go adventuring! Just simply exit the city to get on mah horse and--"

[HEADING=1]WHAM!!![/HEADING]

***HUGE FUCKING DRAGON DIES AND SLAMS INTO THE GROUND IN FRONT OF ME AND I BEGIN TO ABSORB ITS SOUL***

O_______O

". . . . . . . Oooooookaaaaay... Thanks.. for.. the soul?"
That exact same thing happened to me, but not in Whiterun - can't remember where now.

I also had a dragon land on top of a spider that was attacking me and ate it's face.