So I Just Started (And Finished) Playing "Unsurvivable Fall Simulator 2013"

[bliebblob]

Play the dead space series.

1) Open a new beer every time Isaac sees another person behind unbreakable glass. (Or some similar contrived barrier.)

2) Ad fundum the beer if the person says something along the lines of "You'll have to go around through the medical deck / unitology temple / anywhere you really don't want to be. I'll meet you there."

3) Drink a vodka shot if Isaac meets a person, but is immediately separated again by a ladder breaking / the floor collapsing / some other deus ex machina.

4) Rules 1 and 2 apply immediately after rule 3.

I can think of at least two instances where you'll ad fundum a beer, take a shot, and ad fundum another beer in quick succession.


Seriously though, I can't figure out why the developers keep doing that. Do the NPC models glitch out if they are touched or something? Because there's plenty of similar games where this is not an issue at all, both old and more recent ones.

 

[2HF]

And I just finished playing it too. Damn that game was short. I just bought it on Friday. Thank the great Greek god of every fucking thing crumbling beneath your feet for Gamestop's 7 day return policy on used games. The experience was worth some money but the length leaves me feeling dissatisfied having paid $22 for it. Though as I type this it occurs to me that I just paid $10 to see a 2 hour movie and didn't feel jipped.

Still, it's going back and I think I'll try blacklist next.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Take a drink every minute you spend watching a cutscene. Also take a drink every time you wish you were playing Snake.

Final Fantasy 7: Drink every time the dialogue uses an ellipse...

GTAIV: Drink every time Roman calls you in the middle of a mission... "COUSIN!!!" *SLAM THAT VODKA*

I think thats pretty good for now.

 

[Something Amyss]

I was kind of disappointed because I thought the OP was talking about some new silly freeware game based on dropping things from staggering heights, like a splatter based fruit ninja.

That would be one of the best indie games ever. I think I would buy copies for all my friends.

Provided it worked as advertised.

 

[Something Amyss]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Take a drink every minute you spend watching a cutscene. Also take a drink every time you wish you were playing Snake.

I never wish I was playing as Snake.

Can we modify it to "take a drink every time you wish you weren't playing as Raiden?"

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Take a drink every minute you spend watching a cutscene. Also take a drink every time you wish you were playing Snake.

I never wish I was playing as Snake.

Can we modify it to "take a drink every time you wish you weren't playing as Raiden?"

Assuming that we're coming up with drinking games that kill, sure. Either way I'd be dead after the first chapter...

 

[Alssadar]

Starcraft Supply Block Drinking Game!
Whenever you're watching someone, or playing yourself, and you receive that inevitable message "More pylons/overlords/supply despots," drink up!

>OP asks for repetitive over the top situations, we turn it into drinking games.
For on topic, I guess you can say in CKII there is some fun with failed assassination attempts:

Take a drink for each failure, down the bottle if they manage to kill you!