So... I think I might have walked in on my mom and her boyfriend getting intimate...

[FPLOON]

Insert a "been there; done that" from me...

At the time, I was on that one stage of sickness where, when I was younger, I would yell and scream that the people on the television are controlling my body and, if they weren't, then I was just sleepwalking while staying awake... So, when I did open up the door to see my mom and her current fiance foreplaying in the master bedroom, all I did was stare for a few seconds, closed the door, and went to the bathroom because my body realized that it was originally going to the bathroom...

The "weirdest" part about it was that the next day, they were both nervous about telling me what I saw that night while I'm like "I know... and I don't care..."/"You forgot to lock your door... again"[footnote]The joke being that none of the bedrooms had locks to begin with...[/footnote]... It was like the reversal version of when I was naked behind the bedroom door and my mom's fiance (boyfriend at the time) walked in wanting to use the bathroom, only noticing I was behind the door "to say hello to him" according to my mother...

Overall, I say you're just fine... As I always tell myself "It's not me that's making it awkward... It's always them that starts the awkwardness..." (Or it like finding out bears shit in the woods... whichever [bad] analogy works for you...)

 

[Objectable]

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Why didn't you stay? They probably feel bad that you didn't enjoy it.

Objectable, the way the world works in your porn collection is not how it works in reality.

But Corruption of Champions is the most accurate sex ever in a video game!

 

[lacktheknack]

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Why didn't you stay? They probably feel bad that you didn't enjoy it.

Objectable, the way the world works in your porn collection is not how it works in reality.

But Corruption of Champions is the most accurate sex ever in a video game!

Oh Jesus, someone got me to play that as a prank. I survived about four minutes before I had to run off screaming.

OT: Walked in on my Mom naked once. She didn't see me and I immediately closed the door and left.

It was a bit jarring, but it wasn't a total horrorshow like TV pretends it will be. It was just a jolt that lasted until you went to a different room.

 

[Eamar]

OT: Walked in on my Mom naked once. She didn't see me and I immediately closed the door and left.

It was a bit jarring, but it wasn't a total horrorshow like TV pretends it will be. It was just a jolt that lasted until you went to a different room.

Yeah, I never understood what the big deal with that was meant to be. I saw my mum naked all the time as a kid, because whenever she was taking a bath and didn't lock the door I took it as an invitation to stroll into the bathroom and talk at her (obviously I was very young at the time, like 4 or 5). Actually, my whole family is still pretty chill about getting changed in front of each other and stuff. My sister's the exception, but she's generally a bit of a prude, so I make a point of getting naked as much as possible when she's around

 

[suitepee7]

you're 25... you know people have sex right?

it was not done on purpose, you had a good reason to check, and you may or may not have just had a good reminder that your mum is sexually active. no big deal really, i mean she had to have been sexually active at least one point in her life to make you, so it shouldn't be that shocking.

personally, never walked in on them, although they've as good as walked in on me when i was a bit younger. we just didn't speak of it

 

[Eamar]

Yeah, shit like this gets real old after the fifth time you walk into your own home hearing your sister climax.

Something about that makes me cringe hard.

Likewise >.< I'm incredibly open about sex... except when my younger sister's involved. I'd much rather walk in on my parents than my sister and her boyfriend.

 

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Deleted because why in God's name do I post shit like this?

 

[Bestival]

Yeah I walked in on my parents once when I was like 12/13... Pretty much same story as OP, heard a strange noise, when all 'white people in horror movie' and figured I should investigate. Two major differences would be that the lights were on, and I didn't need glasses yet at the time.

Still, they didn't notice me, or at least had the grace to never ever mention it. So no big.

Could be a lot worse though, chapter one of the audiobook "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk did far more damage, and that was like a month ago. (I'm 26 now, but that shit was just nasty. Also, pretty glorious in that typical Palahniuk way.)

 

[gritch]

I had a similar experience once. I think I was 18, was packing up somethings and I couldn't find my suitcase and thought my mother might've been using it so I should check her room. Mind you it was the middle of the day and all three of her children were downstairs - so I figured I'd have nothing to worry about. Wrong. I opened to door wide enough only to see a foot at an awkward angle and hear a bit and I was gone. I told my younger siblings about this of course but I was hell bent on just ignoring it when my mother eventually came back downstairs.

Of course then my brother just had to shout out, "God damn Mom. Do you have to do that even in the middle of the day?"
To which she replied, "What? Haven't you heard of a nooner?"

 

[Shinkicker444]

Heh, I had a sorta reverse situation, I was in my room on the computer it was about 1am or so, and the door opens and in walks my brothers company for the night completely starkers - best setup for a porno ever, since it was so unexpected. Both of us looking at each other like stunned mullets and after a few moments shes like "er, bathroom?" Clearly my brother either fails at giving directions to the bathroom or he is more diabolical than expected. Still, after she left I was snickering quite a bit, made breakfast in the morning highly amusing for me.