So I was about to lose my virgin.......

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BaldursBananaSoap

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So yeah as I was saying I was about to lose my virgin mobile phone when I found it outside on my drive. It must have slipped out of my pocket somehow...

And I was wondering, what's the most precious thing you've lost, and did you find it?
 

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BaldursBananaSoap said:
So yeah as I was saying I was about to lose my virgin mobile phone when I found it outside on my drive. It must have slipped out of my pocket somehow...

And I was wondering, what's the most precious thing you've lost, and did you find it?
Lol. The most previous thing I've lost was a friendship. One I got back and is now stronger than ever, the other is still shaky. *is a total sap* Yes, I handed in my man card years ago, why do you ask?
 

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BaldursBananaSoap said:
So yeah as I was saying I was about to lose my virgin mobile phone when I found it outside on my drive. It must have slipped out of my pocket somehow...

And I was wondering, what's the most precious thing you've lost, and did you find it?
Epic :')
But ermm...I'm not sure really.
 

Amnestic

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God, you know, I lost my Virgin once too. She managed to untie herself and hid in the dungeon. Took forever to smoke her out.

I did though, with actual smoke.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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It must be a cheap phone..cause if you've got a nice one it probably would have stayed lost.
I'm reminded of a Jeff Foxworthy joke here
 

AkJay

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This thread has made me rage. If it's one thing that makes me mad, it's the kind of thread titles that is... suggestive.. to a certain topic.
 

BaldursBananaSoap

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ravens_nest said:
BaldursBananaSoap said:
And I was wondering, what's the most precious thing you've lost, and did you find it?
My virginity... Never did find it again.
Have you checked the bus? I know a guy that lost his on there, things didn't go too well with him.
 

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Probably my phone...

But I almost lost a kit kat in the space between my bed and my computer desk the other day, I freaked out...
 

Trivun

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I lost my passport when I moved into the house I'm currently renting with some friends. Then I found it again, a couple of days after I'd sent off the forms to have it cancelled. Which means I now have an obsolete passport and have to pay about £60-£70 to get a new one if I want to go abroad... :(
 

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Amnestic said:
God, you know, I lost my Virgin once too. She managed to untie herself and hid in the dungeon. Took forever to smoke her out.

I did though, with actual smoke.
Damn. You beat me to it.
 

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BaldursBananaSoap said:
My virginity... Never did find it again.
Have you checked the bus? I know a guy that lost his on there, things didn't go too well with him.[/quote]

Did he ring the stop bell when he finished? That would have been hysterically funny.
 

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I thought to my self, "Self, there's just no way this thread is actually about what the title would seem to suggest it is", and lo, I was correct!

I don't generally tend to lose things, so let's see... ah! I have lost my trusty umbrella somewhere and the evidence would suggest it is simply gone at this point, alas. Of course I say trusty, but when you've used duct tape to patch holes in the umbrella itself it is probably time to get a new one anyway.
 

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my tribee, it was lost on tuesday thanks to some random fat bastard trying to get some, i got it back this morning after it was found in some one else's kitchen...
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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My right mind, then again my left mind has been very crowded lately. . .

Gildan Bladeborn said:
I thought to my self, "Self, there's just no way this thread is actually about what the title would seem to suggest it is", and lo, I was correct!

I don't generally tend to lose things, so let's see... ah! I have lost my trusty umbrella somewhere and the evidence would suggest it is simply gone at this point, alas. Of course I say trusty, but when you've used duct tape to patch holes in the umbrella itself it is probably time to get a new one anyway.
glad to see I am not the only one who noticed this thread's title is extremely misleading!
 

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Syndef said:
Amnestic said:
God, you know, I lost my Virgin once too. She managed to untie herself and hid in the dungeon. Took forever to smoke her out.

I did though, with actual smoke.
Damn. You beat me to it.
This was exactly what i was thinking when I read the title.