So I was about to lose my virgin.......

[Amnestic]

that was a dirty- oh screw it my mind is totally in the gutter T.T. OT: I lost an engagement ring i had once from my highschool sweetheart(long story dont ask) and i flipped out only to find it in my bed(slipped off while i slept)

And now I'm curious.

What's the story in Ballamory Chrissyluky?

Wouldn't you like to know?(btw its spelt balamory :\.)

Do I seem like the kind of person who would know that? Actually I probably do, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

And yes, I would like to know, that's why I asked

 

[Pimppeter2]

My Nuclear missle

Godzilla didn't talk to me for a week!

 

[Chrissyluky]

that was a dirty- oh screw it my mind is totally in the gutter T.T. OT: I lost an engagement ring i had once from my highschool sweetheart(long story dont ask) and i flipped out only to find it in my bed(slipped off while i slept)

And now I'm curious.

What's the story in Ballamory Chrissyluky?

Wouldn't you like to know?(btw its spelt balamory :\.)

Do I seem like the kind of person who would know that? Actually I probably do, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

And yes, I would like to know, that's why I asked

oh dear did you really miss your own reference? this must be embarrassing . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF8NuixS78U . if you didnt maybe you can pm me and i can xplain the failed marriage there.

 

[Amnestic]

that was a dirty- oh screw it my mind is totally in the gutter T.T. OT: I lost an engagement ring i had once from my highschool sweetheart(long story dont ask) and i flipped out only to find it in my bed(slipped off while i slept)

And now I'm curious.

What's the story in Ballamory Chrissyluky?

Wouldn't you like to know?(btw its spelt balamory :\.)

Do I seem like the kind of person who would know that? Actually I probably do, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

And yes, I would like to know, that's why I asked

oh dear did you really miss your own reference? this must be embarrassing . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF8NuixS78U . if you didnt maybe you can pm me and i can xplain the failed marriage there.

Oh no, I saw it, I just didn't know what the next line was so I couldn't continue ;<

And I might just do that. Curiosity is a fickle ***** with me, I find. Sometimes she just won't stop nagging until I go and satisfy her.

 

[God's Clown]

I magically "Lost" my Playstation 1 into the hands of a thief. If I had seen him again I would have shiv'd him.

 

[Chunko]

This thread is classic...


WIN!!!

on the topic though I'm still looking for my copy of Saints Row.

 

[Spacelord]

My mp3 player. :S And by 'lost' I mean 'got caught up in the washing machine'. I mourn its loss almost every day, no joke.

 

[lacktheknack]

God, you know, I lost my Virgin once too. She managed to untie herself and hid in the dungeon. Took forever to smoke her out.

I did though, with actual smoke.

Ninja'd.

Minus the smoke part, obviously (replace with the creepiest thing you can't imagine).

I've lost a diamond necklace, and found it in a lost and found. Whoever found it, BLESS YOUR SOUL.

 

[Radelaide]

And I was wondering, what's the most precious thing you've lost, and did you find it?

My virginity... Never did find it again.

You sold it for crack money didn't you...

I've gotten lost a million times. Does that count? I'm fairly precious ^_^ But seriously, I'm Captain No-Sense-Of-Direction. And my friends insist on my directions >.>

 

[p3t3r]

i lost my dick once

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

God, you know, I lost my Virgin once too. She managed to untie herself and hid in the dungeon. Took forever to smoke her out.

I did though, with actual smoke.

That is just the biggest pain in the ass when that happens. So much unnessecary work. You think people would just accept their fate, but no they have to run.

It is why we demand assurances that the virgin will be tied firmly as possible before it is delivered to us. Little known secret but claws are not really good for tying knots. Of course when someone screws up that causes even more work for us... the whole pillaging and razing a city is just such a chore.

Even more annoying than that is when questers kill your dragons and other guardians. Like they are there for a fuckin reason, but no you have to go and kill them. They had families. They were just trying to make a pay check.

 

[teisjm]

My faith in humanity... though it must come back pretty quickly cause i seem to loose it on a nearly daily basis.

I've also lost my virgins countless times... you would cry if you knew how many times some stupid knight have "rescued" the unspoiled chicks I had captured, while I wasn't lookign cause i was in the basement preparing for the sacrifice.

 

[Jedamethis]

I lost a hamster once, when I found it (underneath the shed) it had babies...

i lost my dick once

Did you find it again?

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Even more annoying than that is when questers kill your dragons and other guardians. Like they are there for a fuckin reason, but no you have to go and kill them. They had families. They were just trying to make a pay check.

Worse, their celebrated as the 'good guys.' If I go and kill a whole bunch of, say, the palace guards and whisk away the undefiled princess to my castle.. well then guess who is the bad guy. And to add injury to insult I now has to watch the sewers for fat Italian plumbers seeing to kill my family and kin....

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Even more annoying than that is when questers kill your dragons and other guardians. Like they are there for a fuckin reason, but no you have to go and kill them. They had families. They were just trying to make a pay check.

Worse, their celebrated as the 'good guys.' If I go and kill a whole bunch of, say, the palace guards and whisk away the undefiled princess to my castle.. well then guess who is the bad guy. And to add injury to insult I now has to watch the sewers for fat Italian plumbers seeing to kill my family and kin....

It's getting hard out there for a dishonnest man to make a living these days.