So if you could change your name...

[Nouw]

Duke Nukem.

Failing that, Ash Williams!

 

[Edward_Bear]

Jack awesome, not only is this an extremely cool name. But on the off chance that my children get into hogwarts i will have given the the best preparation they can get.

by the magical logic that made professor lupos turn out to be a werewolf and turned miss granger into a brain. Jill and Jim awesome will be the best off there class and solve any ancient mystery in 3 pages flat.

unfortunately changing your name here in Holland requires aprovel of the queen and is not to be done all willynilly.

 

[Serenegoose]

I already changed my name. I changed it to "Sophie". I thought long and hard about it too. I don't see why the thread is "if you could" as though you can't. It's quite easy. Took me 5 minutes at the city chambers.

 

[eggy32]

Davey Orgasmo or perhaps Ash Ketchum.

I could go for either.

 

[[.redacted]]

I have no burning desire to change my name, but it would be amusing to do so on a whim at some point, I imagine.

 

[redisforever]

Captain Dynamite!
Or something like that...

 

[baddude1337]

Wade Wilson.

 

[Hiikuro]

I would like to use my username as my real name. It just is one of the many names I've felt attachment to throughout my life.

That, or maybe Silver (again for the same reasons).

Or, realistically, I could just use my alternate name Alexander. I was given two names at birth, I've stuck with one of them, but I've given thought to start using the other one.

 

[GeorgW]

Max power

Damn you, ninjas!!
Well, that.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Sargent fuck yea

 

[alrekr]

Either Victor Von Doom or Karl Tiberius Piccard
*edit* forgot about my username, oh why can't that be my real middle-name; makes me sound norse

 

[Disaster Button]

Mine's Adam and if I'd change it, it would probably be to Liam. That'd make me Liam Shields, which I'm not to keen on, mainly because I dislike my second name too.

If I could change my name it would be to Mark. I just like the name and I look like a Mark.

Every person I know called Mark I seem to dislike and I don't know why.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Jack Package. That would be awesome!!

(cookie for reference)

 

[Wapox]

I would maybe change my name to Wapox Leyadhe (pronounced Leyathe)

Because those are my two Gaming names, and I've been called that since I was 13... that's 7 years of being called the same thing, at some point it really sticks, and I respond to it, so the transition wouldn't be too hard
Also my "name" at Cosplay

 

[ace_of_something]

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Best TV. Show. Ever.

 

[luclin92]

well maybe Luclin.
or change my surname to something that fits to a mad doctor.

 

[Code Monkey]

Bob Johnson

Oh wait...

OT: I've always liked the name Martin, it's my go-to when I need a male character.