So, Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen in 3 weeks.....

[Josh123914]

So I regularly browse Reddit and have noticed a few popular threads have been up lately, namely:

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2higx6/no_one_has_seen_north_koreas_leader_in_three_weeks/
&
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2houfz/north_korea_proposes_one_country_two_systems/

So, what do you guys think is actually going on there?
North Korean news have admitted that he's sick, which is very alarming, considering their state ideology places the NK rulers as quasi-dieties.
Apparently he's a cheese eating enthusiast (don't ask how I know this), but seen here:

Almost all north koreans are lactose intolerant. So that CANNOT be healthy.
Hypothetically, if he's dead or something, what next?

P.S. And by the way, I put this in Off-Topic not because I'm ignorant of the Religion & Politics forum, but because this isn't meant to be hyper serious or geopolitical in nature.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I guessing he either snuck out of his country for abit or maybe he having some intense gaming as we speak!

 

[Trinket to Ride]

I'm just sitting here staring at the map because I have no idea what it's trying to tell me.

Anyway, I don't know how Korean politics work, but I have to think there's some kind of succession plan already in place. Does Kim Jong Un have any siblings? Children? A good friend?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I guessing he either snuck out of his country for abit or maybe he having some intense gaming as we speak!

He's clearly locked himself in his room playing Destiny. Gotta farm that cave for 18 hours a day every day.

 

[Josh123914]

I'm just sitting here staring at the map because I have no idea what it's trying to tell me.

The map is a map of world lactose intolerance.
Neighbouring China and Japan have 92% and 98% of their respective populations as lactose intolerant.
The map isn't 100% correct (I mean look at Niger) but what I'm trying to get across is that it's very likely he's eating more cheese than he should be.

Also:
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2hp66j/foreign_doctors_visit_n_korea_to_treat_its_leader/

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Maybe the cheese eating did catch up to him.

"I... shouldn't have had... the... Limburger..." - Kim Jong-Un, September of 2014, after The Betrayal of The Killer Cheese

As far as geopolitics if he dies? Probable power struggle, perhaps US and China would love to step in.

Yup. Should not have had the Limburger.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

It's obvious to me that, whatever's happened, Seth Rogen and James Franco are behind it.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm sure he had a very important super secret mission to attend to.

Godspeed, Kim Jong Un.

If he does not return, let us remember him for what he did best.

http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com

 

[Mr.Mattress]

If Kim Jong-Un is truly missing or dead, that would surprise me. I can't imagine the dictator of North Korea dieing after only 1-2 years in office.

Still, if he truly is missing or dead, then maybe North Korea will finally be liberated from the Communist Dictatorship and the 2 Korea's can be united under the banner of Democracy and Western-Style Liberalism.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

He's fighting the demon hordes bare chested duel wielding SAWS. Working his best to save the lives of his beloved true Koreans.

 

[njrk97]

He's fighting the demon hordes bare chested duel wielding SAWS. Working his best to save the lives of his beloved true Koreans.

great now you have reminded me of this thanks

at anyrate he most likely just stepped out of the public for vacation or illness as the news said.Alternatively he may just be laying low considering how many countries he's threatened it would be no surprise that he vanishes for a little while.

 

[Fox12]

I guessing he either snuck out of his country for abit or maybe he having some intense gaming as we speak!

He's clearly locked himself in his room playing Destiny. Gotta farm that cave for 18 hours a day every day.

3 weeks? That's almost how long the Gamer Gate scandal has been going on! Coincidence, I think not. He's clearly on the internet hating on (zoe quinn/gamer gate/ whatever side you hate). He could bo on this forum RIGHT NOW!

 

[Darks63]

Maybe that movie about assassinating Kim Jung Un has him so scared that he is in hiding until after it comes out?

 

[small]

all these rumours about the great leaders sickness or death are clearly capitalist propaganda and for saying such lies you and all your family are to report to the nearest peoples concentration cam.. holiday resort where you will be tortured, worked and starved to deat.. er.. treated fairly and reeducated through work

 

[IamLEAM1983]

My guess is that if lactose intolerance or some other illness isn't to blame, then he's snuck out to have a shot at the Western pleasures he so hypocritically denounces. Most modern dictatorships sound as righteous and angry as they can on one side, and then use the other to stack up the dolla-dolla bills in some Cayman Islands accounts.

 

[Antari]

You do know hes just staying at Denis Rodman's house right?

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Okay, what would actually happen if he were to die? Cause the way I see it, North Korea has got a massive cult around the Kim dynasty and if it were to end, who would take over? Would it be another relative? I know Kim Jong-Un had siblings, but from what I understand they were essentially kicked out of the country (correct me if I am wrong). But I am genuinely wondering how they would keep their country together without their leader.

 

[Random Gamer]

I guessing he either snuck out of his country for abit or maybe he having some intense gaming as we speak!

He's clearly locked himself in his room playing Destiny. Gotta farm that cave for 18 hours a day every day.

Arrghh I wanted to do the Destiny related post, sod it I gonna do it anyway

Exactly what I wanted to post when I saw the title...