So, my friend lost a bet.

[Sporky111]

I'm going to give the obvious choice and say Caramelldansen.

 

[onewheeled]

Get him to do it in costume, tongue lolling throughout.

We totally had to memorize that entire song back in fifth grade to learn the state capitals.

OT: I'm gonna have to go with Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle. If he's fast enough, that is.

 

[joshthor]

This has step-by-step instructions to certain victory...

Spoiler

No need to get naked though (Unless you really want to...)

that was... the gayest... and best... thing i have ever seen.

 

[6unn3r]

This. Full performance, outfits and all.

 

[onewheeled]

This has step-by-step instructions to certain victory...

Spoiler

No need to get naked though (Unless you really want to...)

that was... the gayest... and best... thing i have ever seen.

what is this i dont even

I vote for this.

 

[Madara XIII]

Another contender:

Spoiler

YES!!!! THIS TIMES A THOUSAND!!!

 

[Danzaivar]

Gonna go retro and suggest this:

 

[Sacman]

What else?

Edit: Also I can't believe no one has suggested this yet...

 

[Sacman]

Gonna go retro and suggest this:

no we go real old school...

 

[elementsoul]

You have to get him to do gorillaz for sure.

 

[Canid117]

Something by Britney Spears and make sure it is public.

 

[CJ1145]

You have to get him to do gorillaz for sure.

Yeah, pretty much this.

 

[Madara XIII]

Get him to do My Dance!!!!

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Ain't nothing say Humiliation than dancing like Tobi!!!!!

 

[hawkeye52]

please make him do this and then post it on youtube

 

[Sacman]

You have to get him to do gorillaz for sure.

I would have him do 2Ds dance from the Dirty Harry music video...

or the safety dance...

 

[Sacman]

Make him dance to crabcore.

yeah it even comes with an instructional video...

 

[Blydden]

Make sure he keeps with the beat!

Spoiler: Lyrics (In Japanese Romaji)

Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-popii

saa nome omae suki daro? Yasai juusu
watashi ga kimeta ima kimeta
dakara nonde watashi no yasai juusu
kakaku wa nihyaku en

soiya soiya
dossee dossee
soiya soiya
dossee dossee

maroyaka yasai juusu
fuwa fuwa yasai juusu
ichiban osusume na no wa midori no juusu

po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
bejitaburu na
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
seimei afureta
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
anata mo ima

Spoiler: Lyrics (in English)

po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou

yasai juusu ga suki ni naru
popii

Let's take. You're lovin' it.
"Vegetable juice."
You must love this drink, I decided now.
So take now, with my true heart.
"Vegetable juice."
It costs just 2 dollars*.

Come on! Come on!
Let's dance
Come on! Come on!
Let's dance

Mellow and mellow vegetable juice.
Creamy and creamy vegetable juice.
I guess you should like
the best this one.
"big pale blue juice!"

po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
We are vegetarian.
Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
Every vegetarian.
Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
Happy vegetarian.
Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-ppi-pou
Y. A. S. A. I love you, so and I love you.

 

[Danzaivar]

Spoiler: Stuff

Gonna go retro and suggest this:

no we go real old school...

Oh, it's on *****.

Spoiler: Dancing cave painting

Get him to do that!