So my friend's ex (who cheated on him twice and lied about it) added me on Facebook

[kellenheller]

He is your friend. Don't be a putz.

 

[AndyVale]

It's Facebook it really doesn't matter. Besides, she is obviously putting out so she may come in handy on long lonely nights. On top of this, could be you. But then when we get to the bottom of it, you could hit that as well if you ask nicely (or 'slip.')

That was meant to imply that you could be on top of her and also stick your nailer in her trailer too.

I think the fact that you are making a deal of it shows you want to wreck that chick anyway.

Besides, I doubt she put as much thought into adding you.

 

[AndyVale]

To everyone else: you know facebook /= sex, right? (/= means does not equal)

Speak for yourself. Giggidy.

I played 3 hours of Mario Kart today, who am I kidding.