So my PS3 just got stolen by burglars.

[MaxwellEdison]

Buy a PC for your gaming next time. It's a sign from God that you're using an inferior console.
I kid, I kid.

Just wait around and twiddle thumbs, I suppose.

 

[theultimateend]

2. Buy a gun. Something along the lines of a colt.

For more advice on how to get yourself killed please check in with Alcoholic Andy!

No really...in most situations the person who gets hurt when a gun is involved is the person who owns it.

The rest wasn't bad though. But that bit of weapon advice is more likely to get him killed or injured than it is to protect his name game console.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Relax, it'll come back before the PSN is fully up anyway.

how about:

go gym
go swim
go for a walk in the park
find your nearest pub and strike up a conversation with strangers
learn how to ride a horse
indulge yourself by drawing
learn a new language
go rock climbing!

and many MANY more possibilities just waiting for you out there

 

[Craorach]

Suggest to the police that they request Sony monitor your login details if you ever went online with it. I'm pretty sure that, like XBL the PSN logs in automatically when you select a profile. As soon as they go online, you have at least the purchaser of the stolen goods if not the thief themselves.

Also take a list and visit various second hand games retailers and pawn shops like Game, EB, Gamestop, Cash Converters, etc. At least where I live they will most often be willing to keep an eye out and alert the authorities.

 

[Floggo]

Invest in a maneuver called 'Scratch and kick' works everytime.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Prepare for vendetta, set up a passcode or crossbow trap.
Then, jerk off a bit to take things easier.

 

[MazdaXR]

I would if I had my card details stored on my account cancel them then just wait for the insurance

 

[Irridium]

Give the police your PS3's serial number, and chances are they'll find find it being pawned off somewhere. Or give them your PSN account's name and they'll probably find the thieves trying to sign in and play it.

 

[StormShaun]

Well my PS3 recently YLOD'd (the day I buy LA Noire, of course D. It's been nearly 5 years since I got it so it's definitely off warranty. I feel your pain. Do what I'm doing: finding a job so I can pay for a new one while playing a shit ton free MMOs.


Also extra masturbation. A lot of extra. More than I thought I was physically capable of. Yeah, I'm pretty lost without that thing.

that last line just seriously desturbed me, but I give you points for fraking everyone out, good show sir!

but wow that would suck, I would phone the police (give your PS3 serial number), phone sony and tell them to cancel you account or to do something with it or tell them your problem and then aks for help from them but other then that....pray that you will get it back, get another one, or nothing bad will happen to it or you accounts...

 

[Ashcrexl]

read a book? surf the web? play sports? watch television? draw a picture? learn to juggle? play an instrument? ask a forum as you are unable to come up with anything to do on your own?

 

[The_Fuzz22]

Reflect on how and why your stuff got stolen and don't let it happen again?

Focus very hard on not being as unhelpful and twattish as this.

 

[danintexas]

Be safe in knowing it was probably someone you know and if it wasn't you need to also realize who ever hit your place will prob hit it again after a month or so since they know when you won't be there and they also know you have some shit that can be flipped fast at a pawn shop.

Sleep tight!

 

[funguy2121]

Along with about 25-30 of my games, a 500gb hard drive, two controllers, and 400+ hours of save data.
So I've got a while to wait before I get a new PS3 from insurance, so, escapists, any idea what I could do?

Didn't know you could insure electronics. Not bad.

Since you're getting it all replaced (except of course for the save data), I'd take this as an opportunity. If you have more than 2 dozen games, you've probably spent a great deal of your free time gaming. Do something else until the new PS3 comes in. Be more social, study a language or something. Do the Jackie Chan.

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

My friend I'm here to tell you that Cave Johnson and Aperture Labs have just what your looking for in proper home defense. You'll want to invest in our upcoming combustible lemons as well when those hit the market.

Just remember to get rid of all the portal surfaces in your house, just in case.

 

[Jakub324]

Write a novel!

 

[Dogstile]

Buy a Mossberg 500 and a rocking chair. sit outside of your house all day rocking back and fourth with the Mshotgun in hand. Nobody will rob you again.

But then when would he have time to play games?

 

[RoBi3.0]

Along with about 25-30 of my games, a 500gb hard drive, two controllers, and 400+ hours of save data.
So I've got a while to wait before I get a new PS3 from insurance, so, escapists, any idea what I could do?

Man are they going to be pissed when they find out they can't get on the Playstation store.

 

[FamoFunk]

Cry... and cry a little more. That's what I'd do.

 

[SuperNova221]

Buy a Mossberg 500 and a rocking chair. sit outside of your house all day rocking back and fourth with the Mshotgun in hand. Nobody will rob you again.

But then when would he have time to play games?

He could make a cardboard cutout of himself when he gets a new PS3.