So sadly my date tonight didn't go very well. Hell it was awful.

[bjj hero]

Definitely. I've never been good at talking to anyone, let alone girls, but a couple of years ago I met this gorgeous brunette from Scotland, we got talking, and ended up as a couple not long after.

Brunette? From Scotland? I thought they all had mad orange hair...

Back to the OP, dont worry about it, shes probably at home thinking its all her fault and not yours.

Best advice I can give you is ask her lots of questions about herself that she cant answer with yes or no. Let her do all the talking and then your a "good listener". If youre going to see a film next time go for food or something first.

Do all of your talking then and use the film as a chance to make out and get a cheeky grope.

Youll get em next time.

Either that or make out all night, then you hardly say anything.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

to break awkwardness feign confidence. if it doesn't work you could always play it off as humor.

 

[AndyVale]

yEAH. just stroke that poon and in good time you will be muff diving with the best of 'em. Serious Motorboat territory dude. I'm talking major BRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroobies time here. Your eyes will be flesh covered 80% of the time. yeah.

Andy

Is it obvious I was drunk?

I suggest you go to the Chat Up Lines thread. That will teach you how to get babes.

 

[Edulus]

Dude, there's still a big sea o' fish, you've just begun to play with a rod. just keep trying till you either learn to fish with a net or catch a big one.

and yes, i like to fish and use it in advices.

 

[mALX]

Dude, there's still a big sea o' fish, you've just begun to play with a rod. just keep trying till you either learn to fish with a net or catch a big one.

and yes, i like to fish and use it in advices.

I like fishing too, not sure all your analagies apply though, lol. I think they were just having a bad night.

 

[Simriel]

Jayne.

Second one to say so, but yes. Good job.

Come on its obvious. IF it wasn't i wouldn't have the right to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat!

 

[Simriel]

You expect too much from socialization. You're lucky if you get to laugh genuinely once in a night.

Speak for yourself. I'm funny and witty.

 

[Ronwue]

Get over it. You haven't had a bad date till your explaining to her parents why your arm is broken and your girlfriend is hospatilized.

I want to hear the story of that.

 

[Siiner]

Get over it. You haven't had a bad date till your explaining to her parents why your arm is broken and your girlfriend is hospatilized.

I want to hear the story of that.

Long story short, I live in Colorado. Mountains. Icy mountains. I hit a patch of black ice driving up a mountain on our date, went over the railing, rolled down the mountain, and my girlfriend flew out the window. I ended up with just a broken arm because it got lodged behind my steering wheel, she ended up with multiple internal lacerations, both legs broken and multiple concussions. I had to explain that to her parents, who hate me anyway.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Lesbian vampire killers? That was probably your first mistake... Well at any rate, learn from your mistakes and better luck next time.

 

[hopeneverdies]

We went to see Lesbian Vampire Killers (awful film) but it really was a waste of an evening.

I couldn't start or sustain a conversation, was inarticulate, unfunny and incredibly akward about my personal space. I did not put across a good impression at all and my self-esteem took a major battering.

So now I'm feeling quite sad. Anybody feel like calling the Wahmbulance for me?

You should have both get drunk, it would be way better.

But you might end up having to explain to her parents why she gained weight

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Stop whining, man up and for gods sake write a real thread instead of fishing for cheer-ups.

 

[CapnGod]

I'll get you a Whambulance, a Whamburger, some French Cries, and a Weineken to wash it all down. Sorry to hear about the shitty date. I managed to insult my girlfriend on our first date. But, she couldn't get enough of me, so I took her back when she came crawling my way two or three years later, and we've been together for nigh on seven years now.

Also, I was single and apparently desperate. Also, someone shoot me, please.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

...afer having perused this thread for a bit, I can't help but feel that the OP might be being sarcastic. You know, to make fun of all the "I had a bad date" threads that sometimes pop up.

 

[Vvoyage]

Sounds like there wasn't much chemistry. Don't feel too bad some people just click and some don't. I'd recommend on your next date to get your date to talk about themselves. Ask them a lot of questions and try to keep the conversation about them. People generally like to talk about themselves. But don't get too creepy or personal.

And when all else fails use this line: "Baby if you were a hamburger at McDonald's I'd call you the McBeautiful."

 

[Vvoyage]

We went to see Lesbian Vampire Killers (awful film) but it really was a waste of an evening.

I couldn't start or sustain a conversation, was inarticulate, unfunny and incredibly akward about my personal space. I did not put across a good impression at all and my self-esteem took a major battering.

So now I'm feeling quite sad. Anybody feel like calling the Wahmbulance for me?

No Wahmbulance. The only logical course of action is to admit you are a genetic social reject who does not deserve to be happy on account of your passive effrontery towards God's noble creation, swear off dating once and for all no matter how lonely and starved for affection you get because it still hurts less than being rejected, and bury yourself so far in the billions of terabytes of online porn that eventually you won't even consider a woman a woman unless she's on-screen and doing something that clearly demonstrates the price of her dignity.

At least that's what I've done. Try it and see if it goes just as well for you.

Note: get seriously into anime. Now that you're a social reject, you'll suddenly get all the jokes and plot points you never got before. Also, there are catwomen.

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