so someone is in your house

[sb666]

So lets say all the lights in your house go off, and you hear someone else in the house. What would you do. also i am adding this now your home alone and you hear a person laughing in your house

 

[BonsaiK]

I'd figure it was one of my cats, and I wouldn't worry about it.

EDIT: okay, fine then, edit your OP. If I heard laughing I'd assume I left the TV on.

 

[Alon Shechter]

I'd guess my friends are running a prank on me.
They do that a lot, but I have good, observant hearing so....
HA. SCREW YOU, FRIENDS!

 

[Glamorgan]

I'd figure it was one of my cats, and I wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah, what he said.

Either that, or freak out, turn all my lights on, and huddle in the corner with the biggest knife I could find.

 

[Risingblade]

use these hands of mine to destroy said intruder ah the fun....

 

[sb666]

never mind this post

 

[Gunner 51]

If it ain't a relative - it's time for my katana.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Check the house. With the knife sharpener in my hand.

 

[Emilox The Great]

damn it! the clown got out again.

 

[TimeLord]

Bludgon whoever it is unconscious with their own feet!

 

[Anah'ya]

Wait for the growling and snarling to commence, followed by threatening barks and then the screams of the unfortunate fellow who thought to creep into my crib without going through the greeting rituals first.

 

[CheesusCrust]

I'd figure it was one of my cats, and I wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah, what he said.

Either that, or freak out, turn all my lights on, and huddle in the corner with the biggest knife I could find.

Your cats laugh?
OT: Hide and call the cops.

 

['Aredor]

I'd assume it was one of my roommates. If for any reason I was sure that it was an intruder, I guess I'd probably yell for my roommates to come out. Once he's confronted with four to five mid-twenties, he'll probably bail. Good thing we have quite a decent gun control over here.

EDIT: Just now saw that I'm home alone, however I managed that. Guess it must me Christmas. Never mind. In that case, I grab my mobile, jump out of my window (ground floor FTW), get to safety and call the cops.

 

[Sun Flash]

Have a Duke Nukem sound board on standby and at full volume, a win-win situation: If it's an intruder, they get scared shitless, if not, the neighbourhood gets awesome Duke Nukem quotes at 3 in the morning.

Spoiler: *crash*

[HEADING=1]I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK[/HEADING]

and a good night was had by all.

 

[The Cheezy One]

I'd figure it was one of my cats, and I wouldn't worry about it.

Snap. I love my cats, but one keeps dragging socks around the house and yowling. Bless her.
So yeah, if something goes bump in the night, my cats will eat it, kill it or are it!

 

[Aeterna]

Have a Duke Nukem sound board on standby and at full volume, a win-win situation: If it's an intruder, they get scared shitless, if not, the neighbourhood gets awesome Duke Nukem quotes at 3 in the morning.

Spoiler: *crash*

[HEADING=1]I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK[/HEADING]

and a good night was had by all.

That is legendary bro.

 

[sb666]

I'd assume it was one of my roommates. If for any reason I was sure that it was an intruder, I guess I'd probably yell for my roommates to come out. Once he's confronted with four to five mid-twenties, he'll probably bail. Good thing we have quite a decent gun control over here.

your room mates are out your home alone

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Wait for my very large dogs to investigate.

Then I sweep up the remains.