Just watched the first episode on Netflix...wow.
This is bad. Like...this is really really bad. This is 'Give everyone a refund and probably emotional compensation and swear upon pain of death never to act again' bad.
First off this new host, Heston, is a dud. He's awkward and stiff and sounds like he's reading for title cards he's never seen before. Worse than that his jokes aren't funny. They're that very specific quasi-quirky that if you've never laughed before you might think its cute, but if you're like a person, nah.
Tragically Crow and Tom are just fanfics of themselves. The voice actors are just close enough to the original voices so you notice they're not the original voices and it would have been better if they just came up with all new robots. Plus they seem to have changed their personalities. And I don't remember Tom speaking soooo slllooooowwwwllllyyyy bbbbeeeeefffffooooorrrrreeeeee.
Felicia Day is Felicia Day and that's bad enough.
The new sets I'm mixed on. They look fine, like the old Joel episodes, but somehow they come off as too desperate. Too wanting to be just like old MST3K, but also trying to be extra quirky 'cause quirky=lulz
And Wil Fucking Wheaton. I mean fuck me, did they just grab a bunch of convention center green-room rats and say 'Do bad standup!'
For the sake of the old show I'm willing to give it one more episode to impress me, but damn am I glad I didn't donate to this!
This is bad. Like...this is really really bad. This is 'Give everyone a refund and probably emotional compensation and swear upon pain of death never to act again' bad.
First off this new host, Heston, is a dud. He's awkward and stiff and sounds like he's reading for title cards he's never seen before. Worse than that his jokes aren't funny. They're that very specific quasi-quirky that if you've never laughed before you might think its cute, but if you're like a person, nah.
Tragically Crow and Tom are just fanfics of themselves. The voice actors are just close enough to the original voices so you notice they're not the original voices and it would have been better if they just came up with all new robots. Plus they seem to have changed their personalities. And I don't remember Tom speaking soooo slllooooowwwwllllyyyy bbbbeeeeefffffooooorrrrreeeeee.
Felicia Day is Felicia Day and that's bad enough.
The new sets I'm mixed on. They look fine, like the old Joel episodes, but somehow they come off as too desperate. Too wanting to be just like old MST3K, but also trying to be extra quirky 'cause quirky=lulz
And Wil Fucking Wheaton. I mean fuck me, did they just grab a bunch of convention center green-room rats and say 'Do bad standup!'
For the sake of the old show I'm willing to give it one more episode to impress me, but damn am I glad I didn't donate to this!