So...the rapture's today.

[DasDestroyer]

maybe work on my Minecraft mod.

Need some help?

I ain't got much to do today, what's the mod about?

No thanks, I'm good
It's called the Underground Survival Mod, check it out
*winkwinknudgenudgestealthyad*

 

[ZeZZZZevy]

Snip.

Ya you're probably right. It's impossible to know a date after I die.

For instance I can't think of a date like: march 3, 3200.

Completely impossible.

my point was that after you die you can't continue to change your beliefs after you die, so whether or not you can think of a date (that occurs after your death) is irrelevant. Going further, how do you even know such a date will even exist?

 

[Spade Lead]

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

Or, and I may sound... I don't know, NOT like a jingoistic douche, but because the Church is in the Pacific Time Zone, and that is how he did the math...

 

[Harveypot]

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

Sounds like a plan. Sitting and waiting for it to all blow over sounds just grand.

What kind of snacks should I bring?

Hog lumps, peanuts and cornettos.

 

[PneumaticSuicide]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I'm coming to live with you! Sounds like my kinda life.... hahahah

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

Or, and I may sound... I don't know, NOT like a jingoistic douche, but because the Church is in the Pacific Time Zone, and that is how he did the math...

It still seems odd.

Also were you implying that I'm a jingoistic douche?

 

[rmb1983]

I'm disappointed for two reasons:

1) Enduring a hefty hangover when the world ending would have prevented that.
2) This is by far the worst apocalypse ever.

 

[MAdman1979]

It's a joke, mate. Chill out!