So today is my birthday...

[Fappy]

I was stuck in Tennessee with extended family on my 21st birthday.

It was awful.

I live in Tennessee, I feel your pain.... Everyday.

We went to Dollywood during that trip.

It was hell

Dollywood. Wow.

Everything about that just screams southern USA.

OT: I think close to all my birthdays have been pretty good, but I spent the last two Christmas' in bed due to being ill. That kinda sucked.

You have no idea man. Dollywood is a cartoon exaggeration of the South. It's everything bad about it, but amplified. If you ever visit the South East US stay away from that place.

 

[Padwolf]

Happy Birthday good sir! I'm sorry it was a bad day for you though

My 21st birthday was terrible, it didn't even feel like my birthday at all. I was meant to go and see the new Batman film with my friends, but I had to change the day. Then on the day we were to go my friend said "I'm going with someone else in a few days, so let's see something else." There was nothing else on I wanted to watch, and nothing that I hadn't seen, so we ended up not going cinema, not having any form of special day or anything. I asked her to spend the day with me a month in advance, her plans with someone else came the day before we went out. No one was at home on my birthday either. My mum bought a birthday cake too early, no one shared it with me, it ran out of date before I was to go out with my friend, so I ate it alone, no candles on it or anything.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I was stuck in Tennessee with extended family on my 21st birthday.

It was awful.

I live in Tennessee, I feel your pain.... Everyday.

We went to Dollywood during that trip.

It was hell

Dollywood. Wow.

Everything about that just screams southern USA.

OT: I think close to all my birthdays have been pretty good, but I spent the last two Christmas' in bed due to being ill. That kinda sucked.

You have no idea man. Dollywood is a cartoon exaggeration of the South. It's everything bad about it, but amplified. If you ever visit the South East US stay away from that place.

That is the best description of Dollywood I've ever heard..... The place is all wholesome & family friendly, which is kind of odd considering that the woman the started the place is known for her massive tits..... Could have been such a better place.....

 

[Dags90]

We spent my 17th birthday in a hotel because a flood knocked out power and gas to our house.

 

[anthony87]

I got this little guy for my birthday last week...

Was pretty damn happy about it.

 

[exessmirror]

most of the time my best friend comes down at midnight (we had that arrangement i also do it at hers) with some cigars and a bottle of rum/wiskey. a few days later in the weekend me and my friends have a party and that's it

 

[Akytalusia]

well, since it wouldn't seem appropriate to mention some of my awesome birthday anniversaries, i s'pose i could just offer my own most horrible one. my 21'st birthday anniversary, i'll never forget it. my cat was diagnosed with leukemia and i had to put her down. signing a contract giving permission for someone to kill your pet is... i hadn't planned on drinking that day, but i did end up drinking myself stupid that night.

 

[bauke67]

I'm generally easy to please, so I haven't really had any bad birthdays.
Not even that one time my cousin and sister tickled me till I threw up cake and tea..

 

[Gizmo1990]

Sorry your birthday sucked. Most of my bithdays are not very memorable. My sisters on the other hand. They are twins and their bithday was last Tusday. And it was a whole day of me, my room mate and one of my sisters trying to cheer up the other sister because my parents sent her a card with the message 'You will burn in hell for going aginst God. You *****'. So yep bit of a downer.

 

[tangoprime]

I was stuck in Tennessee with extended family on my 21st birthday.

It was awful.

I live in Tennessee, I feel your pain.... Everyday.

We went to Dollywood during that trip.

It was hell

Oh dear god, repressed memories were just triggered. Thanks.

 

[Olas]

My last birthday was primarily just an 8 hour car ride home from Atlanta. I didn't do anything special.
If I had friends I'd probably just throw a party or whatever, but alas I am alone in this world.

 

[tangoprime]

A number of years ago, on my 23rd birthday... New Apartment in a new state, first time on my own, had a group of friends coming over, was going to cook some steaks and watch the playoffs. I had just recently adopted a retired Greyhound from a race track nearby, and we were crate training her, and she was just about to the point where she could be left alone without crying.

Me and my girlfriend go to pickup a cake she ordered me, and pick up the steaks and drinks, we get home with about 30 minutes before friends are going to be arriving, walk up the exterior steps to the front door and notice what I'll politely call "an odor." Que finding that our canine family member had shit all over the inside of her crate, and apparently flipped out about it and smeared herself in it, then smeared herself ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF THE CRATE, like a 55 pound brindle beautiful, statuesque shit brush. Third floor apartment. No walk-in shower. No access to a hose. ...that's all.

 

[Blunderboy]

I don't think I've had any bad birthdays although I haven't really had any "OH MY GOD SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOREVER" level of good birthdays either.

Spoiler: I did get one of my favourite presents this year though

Holy Fuck!
Where did you get that? I need it. My new flat won't work without it!

OT - Cool story bro etc....THE BALL IS ALL!!

 

[Fappy]

I got this little guy for my birthday last week...

Was pretty damn happy about it.

I got my cat for a birthday too.

Birthday cats are teh best.

 

[AgentLampshade]

I normally drink myself stupid on my birthday.

Anyway, a birthday's pretty much a normal day for me, with the exception of having a few more notifications from Facebook from people I don't talk to wishing me happy birthday.

EDIT: Oh god, I just realised how bad that makes me sound. I don't normally drink myself stupid every day, only on birthdays and the odd weekend.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I go to school with large groups of people who are very big, box as a hobby, are very big, and enjoy the tradition of birthday beats. They also don't like me much.

And my birthday is ALWAYS during the FUCKING WEEK.

For those of you who don't know what birthday beats are, birthday beats are the excuse used by chavs to beat people up on their birthday.

 

[VoEC]

Well, on my birthday last year I tried to kill myself. Didn't work, so that was a downer...

This year was amazing though. I never had such a great birthday.


Anyway, I hope it got better for you today so you don't have to drink all weekend.
And even though it might not be apposite, I still wish you a happy birthday. How old did you get?

 

[Yopaz]

I got this little guy for my birthday last week...

Was pretty damn happy about it.

Aww, that guy is just ADORABLE!

OT: Last year I spent my birthday in a chemistry lab being told I am stupid and had nothing to do in a chemistry lab. That was awful from 11am to 6PM. The day after on the other hand I was being told I was stupid from 11am to 5PM and then went out to watch one of my favourite TV shows live which was totally awesome and when I got home I got concert tickets to Rise Against playing. In conclusion, birthday awful, the day after EPIC.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Sorry your birthday sucked. Most of my bithdays are not very memorable. My sisters on the other hand. They are twins and their bithday was last Tusday. And it was a whole day of me, my room mate and one of my sisters trying to cheer up the other sister because my parents sent her a card with the message 'You will burn in hell for going aginst God. You *****'. So yep bit of a downer.

The fuck? I won't ask about details or pry into your family life, but that would have been the day I ended up on the evening news, because I would have flipped out & gone off on my parents in an epic way.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Well, on my birthday last year I tried to kill myself. Didn't work, so that was a downer...

This year was amazing though. I never had such a great birthday.


Anyway, I hope it got better for you today so you don't have to drink all weekend.
And even though it might not be apposite, I still wish you a happy birthday. How old did you get?

Ah well I know I'm too damn old to be whining about crappy birthdays, but 29......