So, we're off to see the Wizard and...

[freaper]

A pair of lead balls (in the non-PG version) Otherwise Courage, I guess.

 

[SonicWaffle]

This is a EUNOPF! topic, BTW.​

...a what?

What would you get from the Wizard of Oz?

Good looks. You can get much farther with a nice face and a shitty personality than you can with an ugly face and a decent personality.

 

[FalloutJack]

...a what?

Your avatar and that question are priceless.

Anyway, EUNOPF is just how I abbreviate the Escapist United Nations of Pure Fun.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

A way out of this nightmare.

Everyone being so damn jolly in Oz scares me.

It's like there's a planetary gas leak or something.

But then again, he might just tell me to cheer the hell up, forcing me to do a song and dance routine.

But cheering up? BAH HUMBUG! *shakes cane*