So, whaddya think will be inside Molyneux's cube?

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NoOne852

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Sober Thal said:
NoOne852 said:
I think it will be a note saying "Don't forget to drink your ovaltine!"
*Hopes someone gets reference >.>
Dood...

That kinda shit isn't even funny....


YOU'LL SHOOT YOU'RE EYE OUT!!!

dbl ...
Then go completely blind from soap poison...
And I give you a virtual cookie my good sir!
 

Gennadios

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It probably won't be however many thousands of dollars that the platinum pick cost.
 

NoOne852

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Sober Thal said:
NoOne852 said:
Sober Thal said:
NoOne852 said:
I think it will be a note saying "Don't forget to drink your ovaltine!"
*Hopes someone gets reference >.>
Dood...

That kinda shit isn't even funny....


YOU'LL SHOOT YOU'RE EYE OUT!!!

dbl ...
Then go completely blind from soap poison...
And I give you a virtual cookie my good sir!
I got a paddle from nuns (completely unrelated confession there) but I never did have the soap in the mouth... that is almost cruel. I'm glad they added the part with the mom tasting the bar. It's like the movie is a public service announcement ; )

EDIT: Seriously tho, T.V. here shows that movie over and over again yearly. It is a travesty if anyone posting here hasn't seen it.
I remember tasting soap myself once after seeing the movie to try and get used to the taste in case I was ever punished that way. XD
It wasn't bad, it certainly wasn't good, but it also wasn't ivory soap, which I hear is the worst.
If the movie is a PSA, then is the bit with the lamp a warning to stock up on glue so your wife cannot use it all on purpose?

And I don't know, I've come across quite a few people that didn't know the movie, or if they did see it, they didn't get any reference to it. My family plays it all day on Christmas, we pretty much have the movie memorized and have even muted one playing of it to fill in the lines ourselves. XD

Edit: I forgot to quote... >_>
 

yamy

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Boring answer: probably a note saying all (or most of) the money was donated to some charity etc.

Creative answer: You win one night with Molyneux! Dinner, quizzes, forcing him to watch MLP, whatever you want with total submission!
 

Skoldpadda

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Something you pay for to find out what it actually is. Go to the carnival, at least you might get shanghaied by a hot gypsy. Anyone who still falls for this is an emptyheaded waste of space who needs to be shot for the betterment of mankind.
 

Sexy Devil

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It'll have a note explaining that this cube is a metaphor for his games - hyped to hell but ultimately disappointing and unimpressive, yet we continue to eat it up.
 

ShindoL Shill

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An 'Extended Cut' DLC code which gives a less disappointing ending.
Basically, it resets the cube by a few hours of chipping, and at the end you get the same result with a slideshow of how chipping away changed the lives of people across the world.

And yes, when I say 'same result' I do mean someone else gets a new code, meaning they can reset the cube again.
 

SpectacularWebHead

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Mariakko said:
I reckon the "good" Molyneux will be in the box and the one outside the box is the "evil" Molyneux and then good Molyneux kills evil Molyneux so good Molyneux can go back to making half-way decent games like Fable:LC.
Or it's a potion that changes your gender.
Is it weird that I kinda want a potion that changes my gender, but only if it comes from peter molyneux?
Ima go with yes.

I think it's gonna have a healthy deposit of- a ninja'd.
Probably some form of condescending note.
 

ResonanceSD

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ElPatron said:
^ This.

Peter Molyneux is to game design what the "heart" kid was in Captain Planet. You could leave him out entirely and no one would fucking notice.
 

Pegghead

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A picture of Peter Molyneux setting everyone's money on fire.

Either that or Amy Pond, who knows...
 

Gabanuka

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I'm gonna say a job offer. I really dont know what else he could offer that would be seen as "life changing". The again the man is a maniac so it could be anything.
 

Tesral

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The general rule of Peter Molyneux is that the more hype he tries to generate, the worse the actual result is. It's inversely proportional. Therefore, since he describes the contents of this cube as 'life changing', this will have to be worse than Fable 3.

No what that could possibly be, but i'm gonna guess it'll be a short attempt at a deep and thought provoking proverb.

 

Veldt Falsetto

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His new company is 23 cans...and so you open the box and in it are 23 cans, all with Molyneux's smiling face on the side with a quote "It's life changing"

trolllllllllled by Molyneux!
 

ECasThat

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A black box you say? And anything could be in it?